Chapter 673: The Taoist Nun Sunk Asleep
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
After leaving the first island, Xu Que continued flying toward the seash.o.r.e for an entire day, and he was spotted by many s.h.i.+ps. The cultivators on these s.h.i.+ps were quite confused and wondered why he had left so suddenly.
However, they didn’t want to waste time figuring out the reason. They knew the opportunity to occupy the first island had arisen after Xu Que’s departure. After waiting on that island for ten to twenty days, new Living Holy Water would generate from the Living Holy Tree.
They started to think about how they would deal with the cultivators from the other sects and families.
Xu Que’s departure caused many people to start preparing for a great battle before landing on the island.
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After one day of flying, Xu Que finally arrived at the seash.o.r.e.
Many cultivators who had returned to the seash.o.r.e from the Upflowing Sea saw the helicopter above them. Some cultivators’ eyes lit up as they decided to shoot down Xu Que’s helicopter.
When they were in the Upflowing Sea, they hadn’t dared to use magic arts. Now that they were on sh.o.r.e, nothing could stop them from attacking Xu Que.
“d.a.m.n! Let’s fire at the helicopter and shoot him down!”
“Hmph! What an arrogant guy! He even dares to show up alone! This means he doesn’t take us seriously!”
“Kill him!”
All at once, many people jumped into the sky and started to attack Xu Que with magic arts.
Whoos.h.!.+
A poker-faced figure appeared at the door of the helicopter and peered in.
This guy wore a black robe and his hair was snowy white. An enormous Heavenly Thunder Seal floated above his head. With two Buddha’s Fiery Lotuses in his hands, he started to drop the magic arts from the helicopter!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Many cultivators who had just jumped into the sky were shot down by the formidable explosions instantly. Even though the Taoist Body didn’t have any Taoist Connotation, his magic arts could still suppress the powerhouses at the Void Training Stage easily.
“F*ck!”
“d.a.m.n! The explosion got me!”
“Ah! How could a guy at the Infant Transformation have such powerful magic arts?”
“That white-haired guy always approaches without casting a shadow and leaves without leaving a trace! He appeared and disappeared in the Upflowing Sea inexplicably before. Now he has appeared in the helicopter again!”
“Oh, no! His magic arts are too weird. Although he didn’t kill us, we can’t approach the helicopter!”
“Let’s catch up and have a look!”
“No way! Even if his magic arts can’t kill us, we’ll definitely be seriously wounded if we keep following him.”
“Exactly! I guess this guy is going to set us up again. Otherwise, he would never show up alone!”
“Let’s retreat! After leaving the Mystery Land, we should get more people to help seek revenge on him!”
At last, his pursuers were becoming fewer and fewer.
However, fiery lotuses fell from the helicopter continuously.
Xu Que’s real body drove the helicopter while his Taoist Body kept dropping all kinds of fiery lotuses and the Heavenly Thunder Seals. He had turned the helicopter into a bomber!
Many fiery lotuses exploded in the sky and turned the sky into a dazzling sea of flames. This scene froze the blood of many cultivators.
“That guy is really a monster! He has used so many magic arts! Is his True Core Strength inexhaustible?”
“Sh*t! Look, he’s writing something with the fiery lotuses!”
“What’s he writing?”
“I can read, ‘Exploding!"”
“Get lost, illiterate! What he wrote is, ‘Exploding Heavens Faction is awesome, Dong Genji is a dumba.s.s!"”
The whole sky had become Xu Que’s blackboard.
The True Core Strength of the Taoist Body was quite magnificent. With five Spiritual Roots and the Ancient Five Elemental Arts, the Taoist Body managed to write words by dropping fiery lotuses continuously. This reminded him of when he used to doodle with the Star Miscanthus during the trial in the Sky Incense Valley.
At last, n.o.body wanted to chase him anymore. The cultivators decided to summon more people and punish Xu Que at the entrance of the Mystery Land.
Xu Que was quite happy about being alone. Then, he flew directly toward the mountain and arrived when evening fell. Stopping in front of the golden barrier, he tentatively asked, “Most-revered fairy maiden, are you there?”
The silent mountain gave him no response.
Xu Que said again, “Fairy maiden, Duan Jiude, your apprentice was wounded, so he asked me to get help from you!”
He still got no reply.
“That’s strange. Is she sleeping?”
Xu Que frowned slightly. After staring at the mountain suspiciously for a while, he stepped in with clenched teeth. He had flown all the way there, so he decided to risk it. His instincts also told him that the extremely beautiful Taoist Nun was a respectable cultivator who abhorred all evil as deadly foes. However, she was so righteous that she didn’t like people who used heretical methods!
Therefore, Xu Que had worked out a solution on his way. If their talk collapsed again, he could continue his brilliant performance by telling her the miserable suffering of Xiao Rou, which could absolutely impress her!
Whoos.h.!.+
He pa.s.sed through the golden barrier. The boundless elixir field appeared in his eyes and the refres.h.i.+ng fragrance filled his nose. Magnificent Spiritual Qi flowed throughout this area, which was much more intense than the Spiritual Qi outside.
Of course, the elixir field ruined by Xu Que was still in a mess.
After entering this area, Xu Que couldn’t help but blanch. He cleared his throat and, looking at the quiet, small, stone house, shouted, “Fairy maiden, I am here to admit my error and ask for punishment!”
His voice echoed around the s.p.a.cious elixir fields. However, the small stone house was still very quiet. In the pitch-black night, the atmosphere was quite creepy and it seemed as if n.o.body had ever lived in the house at all.
“Fairy maiden, after leaving here, I felt quite guilty—I even lost all my desire to eat or drink! I’ve lost a lot of weight! I can’t stand the torture of my guilt, so I came here to apologize.”
The small stone house remained quiet.
“You can beat me and scold me, but please don’t keep silent!”
Xu Que didn’t know what to do. He didn’t believe the Taoist Nun wasn’t in the stone house. However, Xu Que really couldn’t figure out her att.i.tude if she remained silent.
No, I have to use my trump card!
Xu Que clenched his teeth and summoned his Taoist Body. Then, he took a piano out from the System Package and placed it in front of himself. The next moment, his expression changed to one of melancholy and sadness. Then, he started to press the keys deeply.
The slow and touching piano song started.
Xu Que opened his mouth slightly and started to sing in a sad, sobbing voice.
“That afternoon, I stood at your gate. You said you wanted to kill me and bit your lips.
“My apology and tears were all in vain. Maybe I should swallow this bitter fruit myself.
“I failed to fully comprehend your accommodations. I thought I didn’t need an excuse as long as I was handsome enough.
“My heart begins to tremble as I sense your sorrow. But your expression has changed to one of apathy…”
At the climax of the song, Xu Que started to sing loudly and shed tears.
“It’s all my fault! Is it okay that I admit my mistake now? You said you don’t love me anymore…” He sniffed. “Sorry, I made a mistake!”
Xu Que stopped his fingers abruptly. The piano sound also stopped together with his singing. Meanwhile, he fixed his eyes on the small stone house to check whether he would get some sort of response.
However, the stone house was still eerily silent.
d.a.m.n! I sang a song for you! Why do you still ignore me?
Xu Que couldn’t stand it anymore. He had chosen to sing at this location because it was close to the entrance. In case there was any danger, he could escape at any time.
The silent stone house made Xu Que suspicious. He doubted whether the Taoist Nun was trying to lure him into her trap.
No, I have to try it again. I don’t believe you could always keep silent!
Xu Que fixed his eyes on the keyboard and started to play the piano again.
Ding!
With the lilting melodies, Xu Que started to sing wildly.
“That night, you didn’t reject me!
“That night, I hurt you!
“That night, your face was covered in tears!
“That night, you used your mouth to…”
…
No matter how s.e.xually explicit Xu Que modified the lyrics, the stone house remained silent.
Bang!
Xu Que knocked at the piano with his fist and stood up. He had been backed into a corner.
“Hmph! I don’t believe it! Come out and let’s have a duel! If you don’t come out, I’ll enter the house!”
He didn’t want to waste his time, so he walked toward the stone house with his Taoist Body.
Squeak!
The Taoist Body opened the wooden door. The next moment, Xu Que was dumbfounded.
Inside the stone house, it was very clean and looked totally different from the old and shabby room he had been in before.
In the middle of the room, the pill caldron had disappeared. That extremely beautiful Taoist Nun was sitting on the ground silently with her legs folded as if she had fallen sleep.
“Holy sh*t!” Xu Que hissed. He was lucky for the Taoist Nun was in secluded cultivation. It seemed she couldn’t stop the cultivation. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have been so quiet when Xu Que entered the room.
“Hey-hey-hey! Fairy maiden, look at me!” Xu Que started to probe her and waving his hand in front of her.
However, the Taoist Nun still sat with her eyes shut. There was no expression on her beautiful face. Only her towering bosom moved up and down slowly with her breathing.
Xu Que started to make faces in front of her, but the Taoist Nun remained silent. He took out an object which was quite black and long, and used it to poke her white and tender face slightly. However, his didn’t wake her up either.
Xu Que let out a sigh of relief and put away the sugarcane he’d purchased from the System Store.
“This is really fearsome! Now I could refine the Nine Revolutions Revival Fluid securely!” Xu Que smiled and sat in a wooden chair casually, making himself at home.
Later, he couldn’t help but peep at the bosom of the Taoist Nun. His heartbeat quickened.
She is so hot and tempting!
“This is definitely a one-way bet!” Xu Que swallowed. His heart and body started to slip out of his control.