Unwise Child

Chapter 29

"May I be so bold as to ask _why_, Mister Gabriel?"

"I just want to look at them, sir," Mike said. "I"ll return them within a few hours."

"Mister Gabriel," Captain Quill said, "after what happened last night, I am suspicious of everything that goes on aboard this ship. But--yes. You may take them. However, I want them returned before we land tomorrow morning."

Mike blinked. Neither he nor anyone else--with the exception of Captain Quill and Lieutenant Commander von Liegnitz, the navigator, knew the destination of the ship. Mike hadn"t realized they were that close to their goal. "I"ll have them back by then," he promised.

"Very well. Now let"s get on about our work."

The job was completed within forty-five minutes. A man can"t carry a great deal with him on a s.p.a.ceship. When they were through, Mike the Angel excused himself and went to his quarters. Two hours after that he went to the officers" wardroom to look up Pete Jeffers. Pete hadn"t been in his quarters, and Mike knew he wasn"t on duty by that time. Sure enough, Jeffers was drinking coffee all by himself in the wardroom. He looked up when Mike came in.

"Hullo, Mike," he said listlessly. "Come sit. Have some coffee."

There was a faint aroma in the air which indicated that there was more in the cup than just coffee. "No, thanks, Pete. I"ll sit this one out. I wanted to talk to you."

"Sit. I am drinking a toast to Mister Lew Mellon." He pointed at the coffee. "Sure you won"t have a mite? It"s sweetened from the grape."

"No, thanks again." Mike sat down. "It"s Mellon I wanted to talk about.

Did you know him well, Pete?"

"Purty well," Pete said, nodding. "Yeah, purty well. I always figured him for a great little bloke. Can"t figure what got into him."

"Me either. Pete, you told me he was an Anglo-Catholic--a good one, you said."

""At"s right."

"Well, how did you mean that?"

Pete frowned. "Just what I said. He studied his religion, he went to Ma.s.s regularly, said his prayers--that sort of thing. And he was, I will say, a Christian gentleman in every sense of the word." There was irritation in his voice, as though Mike had impugned the memory of a friend.

"Don"t get huffy, Pete; he struck me as a pretty nice person, too--"

"Until he flipped his lid," said Pete. "But that might happen to anybody."

"Sure. But what I want to know--and don"t get sore--is, did he show any kind of--well, _instability_ before this last outbreak?"

"Like what?"

"I mean, was he a religious nut? Did he act "holier than thou" or--well, was he a fanatic, would you say?"

"No, I wouldn"t say so. He didn"t talk much about it. I guess you noticed that. I mean, he didn"t preach. He smoked some and had his gla.s.s of wine now and then--even had a c.o.c.ktail or two on occasion. His views on s.e.x were orthodox, I reckon--I mean, as far as I know. He"d tell an off-color story, if it wasn"t _too_ bad. But he"d get up and leave quietly if the boys started tellin" about the women they"d made.

Fornication and adultery just weren"t his meat, I"d say."

"I know he wasn"t married," Mike said. "Did he date much?"

"Some. He liked to dance. Women seemed to like him."

"How about men?"

"Most of the boys liked him."

"That"s not what I meant."

"Oh. Was he queer?" Pete frowned. "I"d d.a.m.n near stake my life that he wasn"t."

"You mean he didn"t practice it?"

"I don"t believe he even thought about it," Pete said. "Course, you can"t tell what"s really goin" on in a man"s mind, but--" His frown became a scowl. "d.a.m.n it, Mike, just because a man isn"t married by the time he"s thirty-five and practices Christian chast.i.ty while he"s single don"t necessarily mean he"s a d.a.m.n fairy!"

"I didn"t say it did. I just wondered if you"d heard anything."

"No more"n I"ve heard about you--who are in exactly the same position!"

"Exactly," Mike agreed. "That"s what I wanted to know. Pete, if you"ve got it to spare, I"ll join you in that toast."

Pete Jeffers grinned. "Comin" right up, buddy-boy."

He poured two more cups of coffee, spiked them from a small flask of brandy, and handed one to Mike. They drank in silence.

Fifteen minutes later, Mike the Angel was in the little office that Leda Crannon shared with Dr. Fitzhugh. She was alone.

"How"s the girl today?" he asked.

"Beat," she said with a forced smile.

"You look beautiful," he said. He wasn"t lying. She looked drawn and tired, but she still looked beautiful.

"Thanks, Mike. What can I do for you?"

Mike the Angel pulled up a chair and sat down. "Where"s Doc Fitz?"

"He"s still trying to get information out of Snook.u.ms. It"s a weird thing, Mike--a robot with a soul."

"You don"t mind talking about it?"

"No; go ahead if you want."

"All right, answer me a question," he said. "Can Snook.u.ms read English?"

"Certainly. And Russian, and German, French, Chinese, and most of the other major languages of Earth."

"He could read a book, then?"

"Yes. But not unless it was given to him and he was specifically told to use its contents as data."

"Good," said Mike. "Now, suppose Snook.u.ms was given complete data on a certain field of knowledge. Suppose further that this field is internally completely logical, completely coherent, completely self-consistent. Suppose it could even be reduced to a series of axioms and theorems in symbolic logic."

"All right," she said. "So?"