"I haf--ze greater part of it--(it vas a long choke, but I gompressed him). If I haf time, some day I will make anozer liddle choke to aggompany, begause I vant my Crammar to be a goot Crammar, you understandt. And now to our Tell. Really you beople do noding but chadder!"

All this, of course, had no interest for Mr. Bult.i.tude, but it left him free to pursue his own thoughts in peace, and indeed this lesson would never have been recorded here, but for two circ.u.mstances which will presently appear, both of which had no small effect on his fortunes.

He sat nearest the window, and looked out on the pinched and drooping laurels in the enclosure, which were damp with frost melting in the sunshine. Over the wall he could see the tops of pa.s.sing vehicles, the country carrier"s cart, the railway parcels van, the fly from the station. He envied even the drivers; their lot was happier than his!

His thoughts were busy with d.i.c.k. Oddly enough, it had scarcely occurred to him before to speculate on what he might be doing in his absence; he had thought chiefly about himself. But now he gave his attention to the subject, what new horrors it opened up! What might not become of his well-conducted household under the rash rule of a foolish schoolboy! The office, too--who could say what mischief d.i.c.k might not be doing there, under the cover of his own respectable form?

Then it might seem good to him any day to smash the Garuda Stone, and after that there would be no hope of matters being ever set right again!

And yet, miserable coward and fool that he was, with everything depending upon his losing no time to escape, he could not screw up his courage, and say the words that were to set him free.

All at once--and this is one of the circ.u.mstances that make the German lesson an important stage in this story--an idea suggested itself to him quite dazzling by its daring and brilliancy.

Some may wonder, when they hear what it was, why he never thought of it before, and it is somewhat surprising, but by no means without precedent. Artemus Ward has told us somewhere of a ferocious bandit who was confined for sixteen years in solitary captivity, before the notion of escape ever occurred to him. When it did, he opened the window and got out.

Perhaps a similar pa.s.siveness on Mr. Bult.i.tude"s part was due to a very natural and proper desire to do everything without scandal, and in a legitimate manner; to march out, as it were, with the honours of war.

Perhaps it was simple dullness. The fact remains that it was not till then that he saw a way of recovering his lost position, without the disagreeable necessity of disclosing his position to anyone at Crichton House.

He had still--thank Heaven--the five shillings he had given d.i.c.k. He had not thrown them away with the other articles in his mad pa.s.sion. Five shillings was not much, but it was more than enough to pay for a third-cla.s.s fare to town. He had only to watch his opportunity, slip away to the station, and be at home again, defying the usurper, before anyone at Crichton House had discovered his absence.

He might go that very day, and the delight of this thought--the complete reaction from blank despair to hope--was so intense that he could not help rubbing his hands stealthily under the table, and chuckling with glee at his own readiness of resource.

When we are most elated, however, there is always a counteracting agent at hand to bring us down again to our proper level, or below it. The Roman general in the triumph never really needed the slave in the chariot to dash his spirits--he had his friends there already; the guests at an Egyptian dinner must have brought their own skeletons.

There was a small flaxen-haired little boy sitting next to Mr.

Bult.i.tude, seemingly a quite inoffensive being, who at this stage served to sober him by furnishing another complication.

"Oh, I say, Bult.i.tude," he piped shrilly in Paul"s ear, "I forgot all about it. Where"s my rabbit?"

The unreasonable absurdity of such a question annoyed him excessively.

"Is this a time," he said reprovingly, "to talk of rabbits? Mind your book, sir."

"Oh, I daresay," grumbled little Porter, the boy in question: "it"s all very well, but I want my rabbit."

"Hang it, sir," said Paul angrily, "do you suppose I"m sitting on it?"

"You promised to bring me back a rabbit," persisted Porter doggedly; "you know you did, and it"s a beastly shame. I mean to have that rabbit, or know the reason why."

At the other end of the table Biddlecomb had again dexterously allured Herr Stohwa.s.ser into the meshes of conversation; this time upon the question (_a propos de bottes_) of street performances. "I vill tell you a gurious thing," he was saying, "vat happened to me de oder day ven I vas valking down de Strandt. I saw a leedle gommon dirty boy with a tall round hat on him, and he stand in a side street right out in de road, and he take off his tall round hat, and he put it on de ground, and he stand still and look zo at it. So I shtop too, to see vat he vould do next. And bresently he take out a large sheet of baper and tear it in four pieces very garefully, and stick zem round de tall round hat, and put it on his head again, and zen he set it down on de grount and look at it vonce more, and all de time he never speak von vort. And I look and look and vonder vat he would do next. And a great growd of beoples com, and zey look and vonder too. And zen all at once de leedle dirty boy he take out all de paper and put on de hat, and he valk avay, laughing altogetter foolishly at zomzing I did not understand at all. I haf been thinking efer since vat in the vorldt he do all zat nonsence for. And zere is von ozer gurious thing I see in your London streets zat very same day. Zere vas a poor house cat dat had been by a cab overrun as I pa.s.sed by, and von man vith a kind varm heart valk up and stamp it on de head for to end its pain. And anozer man vith anozer kind heart, he gom up directly and had not seen de cat overrun, but he see de first man stamping and he knock him down for ill-treating animals; it was quite gurious to see; till de policeman arrest dem both for fighting.

Goggs, degline "Katze," and gif me ze berfect and bast barticiple of "kampfen," to fight." This last relapse into duty was caused by the sudden entrance of the Doctor, who stood at the door looking on for some time with a general air of being intimately acquainted with Schiller as an author, before suggesting graciously that it was time to dismiss the cla.s.s.

Wednesday was a half-holiday at Crichton House, and so, soon after dinner, Paul found himself marshalled with the rest in a procession bound for the football field. They marched two and two, Chawner and three of the other elder boys leading with the ball and four goal-posts ornamented with coloured calico flags, and Mr. Blinkhorn and Mr. Tinkler bringing up the rear.

Mr. Bult.i.tude was paired with Tom Grimstone, who, after eyeing him askance for some time, could control his curiosity no longer.

"I say, d.i.c.k," he began, "what"s the matter with you this term?"

"My name is not d.i.c.k," said Paul stiffly.

"Oh, if you"re so particular then," said Tom: "but, without humbug, what is the matter?"

"You see a change then," said Paul, "you do see a difference, eh?"

"Rather!" said Tom expressively. "You"ve come back what I call a beastly sneak, you know, this term. The other fellows don"t like it; they"ll send you to Coventry unless you take care."

"I wish they would," said Paul.

"You don"t talk like the same fellow either," continued Tom; "you use such fine language, and you"re always in a bait, and yet you don"t stick up for yourself as you used to. Look here, tell me (we were always chums), is it one of your larks?"

"Larks!" said Paul. "I"m in a fine mood for larks. No, it"s not one of my larks."

"Perhaps your old governor has been making a cad of himself then, and you"re out of sorts about it."

"I"ll thank you not to speak about him in that way," said Paul, "in my presence."

"Why," grumbled Tom, "I"m sure you said enough about him yourself last term. It"s my belief you"re imitating him now."

"Ah," said Paul, "and what makes you think that?"

"Why, you go about strutting and swelling just like he did when he came about sending you here. I say, do you know what Mums said about him after he went away?"

"No," said Paul, "your mother struck me as a very, sensible and agreeable woman--if I may say so to her son."

"Well, Mums said your governor seemed to leave you here just like they leave umbrellas at picture galleries, and she believed he had a large-sized money-bag inside him instead of a heart."

"Oh!" said Paul, with great disgust, for he had thought Mrs. Grimstone a woman of better taste; "your mother said that, did she? Vastly entertaining to be sure--ha, ha! He would be pleased to know she thought that, I"m sure."

"Tell him, and see what he says," suggested Tom; "he is an awful brute to you though, isn"t he?"

"If," growled Mr. Bult.i.tude, "slaving from morning till night to provide education and luxury for a thankless brood of unprofitable young vipers is "being a brute," I suppose he is."

"Why, you"re sticking up for him now!" said Tom. "I thought he was so strict with you. Wouldn"t let you have any fun at home, and never took you to pantomimes?"

"And why should he, sir, why should he? Tell me that. Tell me why a man is to be hunted out of his comfortable chair after a well-earned dinner, to go and sit in a hot theatre and a thorough draught, yawning at the miserable drivel managers choose to call a pantomime? Now in my young days there _were_ pantomimes. I tell you, sir, I"ve seen----"

"Oh, if you"re satisfied, I don"t care!" said Tom, astonished at this apparent change of front. "If you choose to come back and play the corker like this, it"s your look-out. Only, if you knew what Sproule major said about you just now----"

"I don"t want to know," said Paul; "it doesn"t concern me."

"Perhaps it doesn"t concern you what pa thinks either? Dad told Mums last night that he was altogether at a loss to know how to deal with you, you had come back so queer and unruly. And he said, let me see, oh, he said that "if he didn"t see an alteration very soon he should resort to more drastic measures"--drastic measures is Latin for a whopping."

"Good gracious!" thought Paul, "I haven"t a moment to lose! he might "resort to drastic measures" this very evening. I can"t change my nature at my time of life. I must run for it, and soon."

Then he said aloud to Tom, "Can you tell me, my--my young friend, if, supposing a boy were to ask to leave the field--saying for instance that he was not well and thought he should be better at home--whether he would be allowed to go?"

"Of course he would," said Tom, "you ought to know that by this time.

You"ve only to ask Blinkhorn or Tinkler; they"ll let you go right enough."

Paul saw his course quite clearly now, and was overcome with relief and grat.i.tude. He wrung the astonished Tom"s hand warmly; "Thank you," he said, briskly and cheerfully, "thank you. I"m really uncommonly obliged to you. You"re a very intelligent boy. I should like to give you sixpence."