"Not many days ago," began Paul, "I was somebody very different from----"

"Oh, indeed," said a jarring, sneering voice close by; "was you?" And he looked up and saw Tipping standing over him with a plainly hostile intent.

"Go away, Tipping," said Dulcie; "we don"t want you. d.i.c.k is telling me a secret."

"He"s very fond of telling, I know," retorted Tipping. "If you knew what a sneak he was you"d have nothing to do with him, Dulcie. I could tell you things about him that----"

"He"s not a sneak," said Dulcie. "Are you, d.i.c.k? Why don"t you go, Tipping. Never mind what he says, d.i.c.k; go on as if he wasn"t there. I don"t care what he says!"

It was a most unpleasant situation for Mr. Bult.i.tude, but he did not like to offend Tipping. "I--I think--some other time, perhaps," he said nervously. "Not now."

"Ah, you"re afraid to say what you were going to say now I"m here," said the amiable Tipping, nettled by Dulcie"s little air of haughty disdain.

"You"re a coward; you know you are. You pretend to think such a lot of Dulcie here, but you daren"t fight!"

"Fight!" said Mr. Bult.i.tude. "Eh, what for?"

"Why, for her, of course. You can"t care much about her if you daren"t fight for her. I want to show her who"s the best man of the two!"

"I don"t want to be shown," wailed poor Dulcie piteously, clinging to the reluctant Paul; "I know. Don"t fight with him, d.i.c.k. I say you"re not to."

"Certainly not!" said Mr. Bult.i.tude with great decision. "I shouldn"t think of such a thing!" and he rose from the bench and was about to walk away, when Tipping suddenly pulled off his coat and began to make sundry demonstrations of a martial nature, such as dancing aggressively towards his rival and clenching his fists.

By this time most of the other boys had come down into the playground, and were looking on with great interest. There was an element of romance in this promised combat which gave it additional attractions. It was like one of the struggles between knightly champions in the Waverley novels. Several of them would have fought till they couldn"t see out of their eyes if it would have given them the least chance of obtaining favour in Dulcie"s sight, and they all envied d.i.c.k, who was the only boy that was not unmercifully snubbed by their capricious little princess.

Paul alone was blind to the splendour of his privileges. He examined Tipping carefully, as the latter was still a.s.suming a hostile att.i.tude and chanting a sort of war-cry supposed to be an infallible incentive to strife.

"Yah, you"re afraid!" he sang very offensively. "I wouldn"t be a funk!"

"Pooh!" said Paul at last; "go away, sir, go away!"

"Go away, eh?" jeered Tipping. "Who are you to tell me to go away? Go away yourself!"

"Certainly," said Paul, only too happy to oblige. But he found himself prevented by a ring of excited backers.

"Don"t funk it, d.i.c.k!" cried some, forgetting recent ill-feeling in the necessity for partisanship. "Go in and settle him as you did that last time. I"ll second you. You can do it!"

"Don"t hit each other in the face," pleaded Dulcie, who had got upon a bench and was looking down into the ring--not, if the truth must be told, without a certain pleasurable excitement in the feeling that it was all about her.

And now Mr. Bult.i.tude discovered that he was seriously expected to fight this great hulking boy, and that the sole reason for any disagreement was an utterly unfounded jealousy respecting this little girl Dulcie. He had not a grain of chivalry in his disposition--chivalry being an eminently unpractical virtue--and naturally he saw no advantage in letting himself be mauled for the sake of a child younger than his own daughter.

Dulcie"s appeal enraged Tipping, who took it as addressed solely to himself. "You ought to be glad to stick up for her," he said between his teeth. "I"ll mash you for this--see if I don"t!"

Paul thought he saw his way clear to disabuse Tipping of his mistaken idea. "Are you proposing," he asked politely, "to--to "mash" me on account of that little girl there on the seat?"

"You"ll soon see," growled Tipping. "Shut your head, and come on!"

"No, but I want to know," persisted Mr. Bult.i.tude. "Because," he said with a sickly attempt at jocularity which delighted none, "you see, I don"t want to be mashed. I"m not a potato. If I understand you aright, you want to fight me because you think me likely to interfere with your claim to that little girl"s--ah--affections?"

"That"s it," said Tipping gruffly; "so you"d better waste no more words about it, and come on."

"But I don"t care about coming on," protested Paul earnestly. "It"s all a mistake. I"ve no doubt she"s a very nice little girl, but I a.s.sure you, my good boy, I"ve no desire to stand in your way for one instant.

She"s nothing to me--nothing at all! I give her up to you. Take her, young fellow, with my blessing! There, now, that"s all settled comfortably--eh?"

He was just looking round with a self-satisfied and relieved air, when he began to be aware that his act of frank unselfishness was not as much appreciated as it deserved. Tipping, indeed, looked baffled and irresolute for one moment, but a low murmur of disgust arose from the bystanders, and even Jolland declared that it was "too beastly mean."

As for Dulcie, she had been looking on incredulously at her champion"s unaccountable tardiness in coming to the point. But this public repudiation was too much for her. She gave a little low wail as she heard the shameless words of recantation, and then, without a word, jumped lightly down from her bench and ran away to hide herself somewhere and cry.

Even Paul, though he knew that he had done nothing but what was strictly right, and had acted purely in self-protection, felt unaccountably ashamed of himself as he saw this effect of his speech. But it was too late now.

10. _The Complete Letter-Writer_

"Accelerated by ignominious shovings--nay, as it is written, by smitings, twitchings, spurnings _a posteriori_ not to be named." --_French Revolution._

"This letter being so excellently ignorant will breed no terror in the youth."--_Twelfth Night._

Mr. Bult.i.tude had meant to achieve a double stroke of diplomacy--to undeceive Dulcie and conciliate the lovesick Tipping. But whatever his success may have been in the former respect, the latter object failed conspicuously.

"You shan"t get off by a shabby trick like that," said Tipping, exasperated by the sight of Dulcie"s emotion; "you"ve made her cry now, and you shall smart for it. So, now, are you going to stand up to me like a man, or will you take a licking?"

"I"m not going to help you to commit a breach of the peace," said Paul with great dignity. "Go away, you quarrelsome young ruffian! Get one of your schoolfellows to fight you, if you must fight. I don"t want to be mixed up with you in any way."

But at this Tipping, whose blood was evidently at boiling point, came prancing down on him in a Zulu-like fashion, swinging his long arms like a windmill, and finding that his enemy made no attempt at receiving him, but only moved away apprehensively, he seized him by the collar as a prelude to dealing him a series of kicks behind.

Although Mr. Bult.i.tude, as we have seen, was opposed to fighting as a system he could not submit to this sort of thing without at least some attempt to defend himself; and judging it of the highest importance to disable his adversary in the most effectual manner before the latter had time to carry out his offensive designs, he turned sharply round and hit him a very severe blow in the lower part of his waistcoat.

The result fulfilled his highest expectations. Tipping collapsed like a pocket-rule, and staggered away speechless, and purple with pain, while Paul stood calm and triumphant. He had shown these fellows that he wasn"t going to stand any nonsense. They would leave him alone after this, perhaps.

But once more there were cries and murmurs of "Shame!" "No hitting below the belt!" "Cad--coward!"

It appeared that, somehow, he had managed to offend their prejudices even in this. "It"s very odd," he thought; "when I didn"t fight they called me a coward, and now, when I do, I don"t seem to have pleased them much. I don"t care, though. I"ve settled _him_."

But after a season of protracted writhing by the parallel bars, Tipping came out, still gasping and deadly pale, leaning on Biddlecomb"s shoulder, and was met with universal sympathy and condolence.

"Thanks!" he said with considerable effort. "Of course--I"m not going--to fight him after a low trick like that; but perhaps you fellows will see that he doesn"t escape quite as easily as he fancies?"

There was a general shout. "No; he shall pay for it! We"ll teach him to fight fair! We"ll see if he tries that on again!"

Paul heard it with much uneasiness. What new devilry were they about to practise upon him? He was not left long in doubt.

"I vote," suggested Biddlecomb, as if he were proposing a testimonial, "we make him run the gauntlet. Grim won"t come out and catch us. I saw him go out for a drive an hour ago." And the idea was very favourably entertained.

Paul had heard of "running the gauntlet," and dimly suspected that it was not an experience he was likely to enjoy, particularly when he saw everyone busying himself with tying the end of his pocket-handkerchief into a hard knot. He tried in vain to excuse himself, declaring again and again that he had never meant to injure the boy. He had only defended himself, and was under the impression that he was at perfect liberty to hit him wherever he could, and so on. But they were in no mood for excuses.

With a stern magisterial formality worthy of a Vehm-Gericht, they formed in two long lines down the centre of the playground; and while Paul was still staring in wonder at what this strange manoeuvre might mean, somebody pounced upon him and carried him up to one end of the ranks, where Tipping had by this time sufficiently recovered to be able to "set him going," as he chose to call it, with a fairly effective kick.