「Sokomadee! Winner! KAZUHA AXEPLANTT!!」[TL: Kinda like “that’s it”]
「Fuu……」
It’s already been 10 days since I arrived in the town of《Etherclan.》
Also, my current score in the tournament is 91 wins and 24 losses.
Honestly, since I fought with that female 『Madoou Senshi,』I’ve only encountered a bunch of small fry.
Even though I’m holding back and using the nisemono no 《Zwei Hander,》they still struggled against me.
Every day, I use the shower room inside the arena’s waiting room to clean off the dirt I acquire from fighting.
「All I’ve met are small fries except for that female knight, huh……」
Well, those in the high grade job 『Madou Senshi』will be fighting in the hero’s army, which will try to destroy the demon army.
「Even so, about this 『Restraint play,』I really do think up some interesting things, huh……」
Even in 『My second time,』 I had smithy jii-san make me a nisemono no 《Zwei Hander,》and I limited my use of 《Skills》 and 《Magic.》However, at that time I didn’t add 《Two Edge Blade》’s 『restraint.』
‘Cause during that time I seriously wanted to win.
However, I stopped midway when I reached rank 6…… .
「Hee. You have quite an interesting story…」
「Un. ‘Cause if I get serious then I’ll attra…… Wha!?」
I noticed that there was a stark naked black lady standing across from me. [TL: What’s another word for black? This said black. Here: 気付けば横に色黒の全裸の女が立っていた”]
「Can you tell me more about it? 『Kazuha Axeplant』?」
「Y- Yo- you……!」
Punyuu.
Her sudden entrance made me tremble, I was pointing at her but…… .
「Arara, do you have any complaints about my b.r.e.a.s.t.s?」 [ TL: she uses “ata” to address herself. arara = my,my]
My finger sank into one of the b.r.e.a.s.t.s of the woman in front of me. [TL: YURI!!!!!!! Ahahaha]
I mean, they’re big.
…… Jyanakute!!¹
「W-wh-why are you here……!?」
Fl.u.s.tered, I pulled back my hand and covered my body.
「? You really say some weird things Jou-chan. Is me being in the shower room with you really that weird?」
「We-wear some clothes!」
「Haa?」
「Ah… No… It’s…」
Calm down, calm down j.a.panese person.
This is the shower room.
I am now perceived as a woman.
So, in front of me…… In front of, me……?
「Like I said, you! Woman called Alzein! Why are you here!?」
「Haa? Like I’ve said, I finished my match and came to the shower room to bathe, ok?」
「We-wear some clothes, I said!!」
St- stop, me……!
I’ve said this like 2 times……!
「……Haha~n. Are you perhaps a 『Socchi Kei』?」
For some reason, Alzein sidled up to me with a mischievous smile.
「S-stay away……! Don’t…… GET CLOSEEEE!!」
「Kukuku… . Soora!」[TL: kinda like “take this”]
Alzein clung to me, still naked.
W-why such a lucky perverted situation?! …… Jyanakute!!¹
「h.o.r.e h.o.r.e. Do you like this? Kazuha Axeplant?」
「Stop calling me by my full name all the time! And get away from me!! IYA~!!」
There are two really warm things pushing on my back!
「So? What are you『Restraining』from? What’s with that『get serious』 thing?」
「I- it’s nothing! Let me go! Please let me go! IYA~!!」
「Not talking? If not then I’ll just do something even more amazing……!!」
[Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!]
The Blacksmith’s hut in the outskirts of town.
「…… Good grief, causing an unneeded uproar……」
Afterwards, my voice echoed throughout the shower room, causing a guard to come charging in.
He then found two naked women locked in grapple.. Aah…
Why did such a thing have to happen…… .
「Kukuku…… Who knew that Kazuha also knew jijii.」
Alzein laughed while I sipped from a cup of coffee that I held in one hand and put up my feet.
「It’s not something to laugh about! Four people came out of that situation injured. Four of the town’s guards!」
「Kuku, don’t make me laugh jijii. Do you call ‘that’『injured』? Kukuku……」
There were four guards that jumped into the shower room with resolve.
With a terrible situation unfolding in front of them, they tried to deal with my dilemma, but ended up slouched over, cowering with gushing nosebleeds.
I can’t…… Become a bride anymore…… .
I don’t need to though…… .
「So? Is what you’ve said true, Kazuha?」
Due to Alzein’s groping hands I had to give up and confess everything.
‘Cause if that had continued, I…… .
I might lose different important things…… .
「Are you lis-ten-ning? Lis-ten to people~ ?」[TL: this is an unfinished sentence, maybe he didn’t hear the rest]
While was I slouched over the table, a giant chest appeared atop my head.
My nyose fyatened…… .
「I geard tou…… . Dorry……」[TL: Gidebazu…… . Zubibazen…..]
「Then answer me. You are a『former hero』 right?」
「Hes」[Bai]
「And, you’ve defeated the demon lord『twice,』 but have once again 『reincarnated』 into this world, right?」
「Ghat’z yight」[TL: Zonodobori dezu]
「Unbelievable…… . Such a things is……」
Just move those big things away from me!
I struggled to break free.
「It’s true. The things that girl said are……」
Jii-san arrived with some timely help.
Please. Move these.
「Guumu…… . Indeed, this j.a.panese sword… Furthermore, Kazuha’s strange fighting style… Also…」
Finally, Alzein removed her lethal weapons.
Her『This』 can already be considered a lethal weapon to me.
「A weakness attribute of 《Light,》huh. Certainly, that is one of the Hero’s characteristics… With no exception, the fact his weaknesses are both the《Light》 and 《Darkness》attributes is famous」
「If you understand, then please go home」
「Hey, hey, what a greeting. Is it fine to let me go even after I came to know this kind of thing?」
「Gumuu……」
……Indeed.
My 『not standing out as much as possible while still showing a certain degree of strength in order to gain popularity and get hired by the rich as a mercenary to earn money and create a country, gwahaha』 plan being disclosed to society would be bad.
「Right? Then, why not make a『deal』with me?」
「Deal?」
…… I wonder what she wants.
It seems like something great has blown up on me, is my heart becoming distorted……?