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“Uh…”

I wake up.
What happened…? Did I pa.s.s out…?

“Ye-ah…”

I think there’s something really nice on my head and I hear Airi’s voice above me.
Ahh, I see.
If I remember correctly, there was borrowing of shampoo and stepping on soap-.

“Are you okay? Just now I heard a screa- buhaa”

A guard enters the room and immediately bleed his nose out from seeing Airi on top of me.

“You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! What’re you doing! What are you looking a- buhaa”

Another guard entered and suffers the same fate.
… Yup.
I think… something like this also happened in the past… ?

“… Hey, Airi get up. Let’s beat it before things get bad”

“O-k… But the Mont Blanc… The delicious Mont blanc…”

*Punyu/squish

“Idiot! That’s not Mont blanc pudding that’s my――”

“Munya munya … Thank you for the meal… Ah~n”

“Hey, stop! Wake up Airi! No! Please stop!”

The half asleep Airi continues on my breast――.

“You idiot…!”

I quickly open my window and choose the 《Shadow》 magic.
And choose 《Conceal》 magic.

“*Gyafu!”

Airi screamed.
It’s probably because I turned transparent that she bit her own tongue.
《Conceal》 is a magic that allows me to become transparent for 60 seconds and conveniently makes me ethereal.
But, there is one way to touch me――.

“One more time! 《Conceal》!”

As the teary eyed Airi once again come at me I again prepare 《Conceal》.
And at the same time Airi’s body became semi-transparent.
With this Airi and I can touch each other.

“Owowowowiee… Huh…? Why am I transparent…?”

“Never mind that and let’s go, Airi!”

I carry the puzzled Airi and escape the shower room like a ninja.

“Ahn~! Kazuto-sama… If you press that part like that…”

“Were in a sticky situations so don’t say that in a strange way!”

“Sonnaa…”
(TL: I forgot the translation for such an expression so let me explain it down below)

I ignore Airi and demon dash my way to the dressing room and carry both of our clothes between my arm.

And now I’ll run westward to my inn…

“Fuu… That was dangerous…”

Exactly 60 seconds.
We barely made it to my room.

“Uhmm… Can you please let me down, Kazuto-sama?”

Airi bitterly say since I’m still carrying her on my shoulder.
Naked of course.

“Yeah, my bad.”

I then lower my body and slowly let Airi down.
And then took out the bath towel from the corner of my room.

“That… was quite amazing… Kazuto-sama…”

Airi mutter while drying herself with the bath towel.
I too dry my hair with another towel.

“I got no choice, right? Cuz, I had a bit of an accident with a guard together with a person called Alzein…  If they find me they might take me against my will”

“Alzein…? Uhmm? I think I heard that name before…?”

Airi says after completely drying herself, she takes her clothes from me.

“Well that name should be pretty famous. She’s the last tournament’s runner up”

“Runner up…? Eh…? Is she… that 『Alzein Neidhardt 』-sama the one you’re talking aboooooouuuuttt!”

“Woah! That scared me!”

Can you not scream suddenly…

“I’ve heard that after the 『Imperial capital raid』 that she was hired by some country… ‘Is it that…?”

“Yeah. She’s in my country drinking alcohol  non-stop”

Wasting all of our funds.

“Is that soo… To think that Alzein-sama is…”

Airi placed her hand on her chest and said with a somewhat glad look.
I wonder why.
Guess I’ll ask her…

“Do you know each other? Oh yeah, I did tell her to go to other countries and make money…”

“Yes. The truth is there was a bit of problem within the 《Elf Village》… and the mercenary that came to solve the problem was Alzein-sama”

“Hee… So she has been to 《Elf Village》…”

Even though I haven’t been to the land of the Elf, 《Elfinland》.
Also known as 《Elf Village》.
If it a 『problem』 that she solved, then it might be related to military power.
Well, I guess it might be bad if I ask too much…

“Yup. She really treated me well during that time, so I was thinking of returnign the favor someday… if possible”

“… Didn’t you just forget her name just now…”

“*Uggu”

What a relaxed airhead this elf dog.

“R-rather than that, Kazuto-sama! Let’s go and get my victory cake!”

“Eh”

“Didn’t you promise me a while ago! You said『I’ll treat you cake』! HA, HA ,HA”

Airi let her tongue out like a dog, and her ears twitch.
s.h.i.t…!
She… remembered that part only…!

“Nope… I didn’t promi――”

“HA, HA, HA”

“Uh…”

This hopeful gaze.
It’s useless.
No matter what I say she’ll have me treat her…

“… Guess I have no choice”

I open and confirm my money.
Even though I just earned that 2000G a while ago…
Why is it that ever since I came to this town all I do is spend…?

“Let’s go now! I think I can eat a ton for today!”

“… Zat so? Good for you…”

I hopelessly say and――

―― together with the drooling Airi, we head towards the coffee shop.

DANG IT! Who knew a monopoly game lasts for 3 hours….

Sorry for grammar.
And oyyah…. the explanation…

“Sonnaa”

->This is an expression of resignation. Kinda like a … you accept the condition but you still don’t like it kinda feel.
I dunno man. I translate using what I remember hearing in animes…

Sorry

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