Wicked Soldier King

Chapter 29

THE MAIN SUPPORT ISN’T STRAIGHT SO THE SIDE BEAM IS CROOKED

After the busy afternoon wave, Qin Wan’er came to work soon after.  She casually said at night she had to go home to go pack up some things and rush over here.  Qiu Yan said nothing about going anywhere.  Xu Yun knew that she wanted to scout out the surrounding environment for clues like spider webs and horse prints.

“GuoGuo come with mommy upstairs and rest for a bit,” said Ruan QingShuang, pulling GuoGuo’s little hand.  Yesterday in the middle of the night, she was tossing and turning throughout. Right now she just wanted to make up sleep.

GuoGuo of course had no objections. After figuring out the account books, she went with Ruan QingShuang directly upstairs.  “Daddy, I’ll leave the rest to you, and you’re not allowed to pick up chicks!”

“Pick up what!” Xu Yun was drinking a sip of water and nearly choked to death, this was a panacea restaurant!  It wasn’t the capitol’s BaDa HuTong redlight district!  Picking up what? Looking for for what chicks!

Ruan QingShuang just smiled at this. Even though it had only been a short time, she was already used to this adult and child yelling at each other by her ear.

But GuoGuo turned her little hands around and went up the stairs.  Right now she didn’t want to care about what Xu Yun was thinking right now.

Xu Yun sat on one of the panacea restaurant’s chairs in the reception area.  He was waiting the whole time for several little gangsters swinging near the entrance door, but those several guys were especially careful about something.  The whole time they didn’t dare to come in and show their faces.

Little punks were just little punks. They could never get to the big stage.

Suddenly the already upstairs GuoGuo quickly ran downstairs, staring with an expression of both eyes oozing water looking at Xu Yun. Peering at Xu Yun tensely, she said, “Daddy, mommy’s underwear are broken!”

“Huh….” Xu Yun was silent, what was this baby talking about, “What’s broken?”

“Oh, GuoGuo thinks it’s her pole.”  GuoGuo said with total seriousness.

Ruan QingShuang shouted down from upstairs, “GuoGuo!  Get back up here!  If you say any more nonsense mommy is going to get really angry!”

GuoGuo pouted her little mouth like she’d been wronged, “I was just saying the truth…”

“Hahaha, GuoGuo, from now on this type of news you can announce some more.” Xu Yun already started fantasizing about the instant her underwear broke; Ruan QingShuang’s tender body came loose of clothing, that sorta of picture….ah, too stimulating….

However at this time, the several very cautious little gangsters pushed open the door and came inside.

GuoGuo hesitated, nervously looking at the several people.

Xu Yun stood up and patted GuoGuo’s little head.  “GuoGuo go upstairs first, let G.o.dfather take care of these despicable rats, and then take you to go shopping and buy mommy underwear okay?”

“Okay!” GuoGuo excitedly nodded.  “GuoGuo also wants a pair!”

Xu Yun’s head blacklined, “What do you want!  Can you wear it!”

GuoGuo very seriously lowered her head, looking at her own chest, “I’m quickly growing up. Preparing now is better than preparing later.”

WTF!  Xu Yun decided it was better to not discuss this with GuoGuo, anyway if anything was said she wouldn’t understand.

The several thugs entered the panacea restaurant, first looking rigidly at the four corners, then with complete alertness they looked at Xu Yun.  It seemed like they resembled victims.

“What, your little wolf puppy gang wants go on without end?”  Xu Yun looked up beaming at the several people who pushed open the door and entered.  “Not fighting for a few days and then you get an itch?”

Of them, the one with the calmest expression quickly said, “Punk, our boss wants us to send you a message. Today is the last day to think it over, if you want to settle it then give a response!  Or else don’t blame us for being discourteous.”

In fact, the several gangsters were carrying out a mission.  They needed to dine and dash before they could pa.s.s the message, but they would never have thought that the panacea restaurant’s entrance would unexpectedly have a police bike parked.  In the police world right now the blazing star, Qin Wan’er was unexpectedly doing odd jobs at this restaurant, so they really didn’t dare to come inside.

Since they confirmed that Qin Wan’er left, only then did they dare to pa.s.s the message inside the restaurant.

“While your daddy is feeling good, capture the moment and get the f*ck out.”, Xu Yun was too lazy to pay attention to these little messengers.  “Tell w.a.n.g ShunXi, if he messes with me again, I’ll teach him exactly what the word death means.”

Just then, Qiu Yan also returned from patrolling out back. Seeing several little messengers, raised gloom in her heart, she suspiciously asked Xu Yun, “Thugs of the Four Wolves Gang?”

Xu Yun spread out his arms and shrugged, showing he was especially without choice.

The several thugs saw the suddenly entering beauty, and couldn’t refrain from being stunned.  The little punks couldn’t be blamed for wanting to join the little restaurant rather than follow Uncle Xi. Because at this little panacea restaurant, besides the beautiful boss and lady cop Qin Wan’er, two finest-quality beauties, even the waitress was such a rare beauty in the world!

Qiu Yan stopped paying attention to Xu Yun.  Turning her head and looking at the little gangsters and suddenly revealing a sharp piercingly cold glare, she said, “Get out!”

Even though the thugs initially came to the panacea restaurant knowing Xu Yun was a fierce person, but they had no way of accepting a waitress’s angry words.  Even if this waitress was a finest-quality beauty, but she couldn’t humiliate them like this!

“You stinky b*tch, gave you face right?”.  The leader of the thugs had a fierce look.

“Oi, tough guy, even if you’re looking for a beating don’t poke around for it!” Xu Yun looked at the hoodlums with an entirely sympathetic face – was the venerated Violent Fox’ violent tail something that just anyone could stroke?

“Don’t beat him to death, they still have to go send a message for me okay.” Xu Yun sighed deeply.  “Ai, why are there so many punks that don’t value their lives.”

After talking, Xu Yun directly went upstairs.  It seems that they didn’t come to bully a little girl after all.  After Xu Yun went upstairs, the the tight anxiety in the several thugs relaxed a lot.

“Little girl, in this c.r.a.ppy shop you can only earn a little money as a waitress, come thug with Ge, Ge guarantees after one day you will earn far more than a year here”, one of the thugs said, enraptured as he stroked his chin.

The others followed him cruelly laughing depravedly.  “The people in this shop don’t even care about you, why don’t you just follow us Ge’s, we will accompany you to eat well and play well, hahahaha!”

The killing aura coming from Qiu Yan grew increasingly intense, but these clueless guys unexpectedly kept on laughing.  Typically these types were the kind that don’t know the meaning of death.

“Us big brothers are actually quite strong in all aspects ohhh, in bed we’re real vigorous….ahhh-!”

Not waiting for him to finish, Qiu Yan already kicked him in the nuts!  With that his ‘goods’ were as good as dead, but if he survived, in ancient times he would be a eunuch that perhaps wouldn’t need the surgery.

The remaining three seeing this were agitated into a rage, but Qiu Yan didn’t give them a shred of a chance!  Straight punch!  Leg whip!  Knee strike!  Simple, clean and all of them were taken down.  Four little thugs all caught, kneeling in place on the ground.

“I’ll say it again clearly”.  Of course Qiu Yan disdained to put these insignificant punks through cruel treatment.  She didn’t even bother looking at the several hooligan thugs kneeling on the floor, angrily she shouted, “Get out!”

Forget about tending to their wounds and pains, rolling and crawling they immediately fled outside!  They swore that they had never seen such a terrifying woman, with movements as fast as a phantom!  Was she a person, or a ghost?!

  ……

GuoGuo saw Xu Yun going upstairs and quickly ran out.  “Daddy, when are you going to go buy underwear for mommy?”

Ruan QingShuang had no way to get GuoGuo, her face blacklined, especially quiet.

“Uh….about that….” Xu Yun sobbed in his heart.  “We can go any time, only that I don’t know what size…uh…this kind of thing you need to try wearing yourself.”

“I know, 34D!” GuoGuo said with utmost certainty.  “Daddy can’t see it right, mommy isn’t smaller than jiejie.”

d.a.m.n!  She knows everything!  Xu Yun could only feel a ton of hot blood rushing to his head, what was 34D?  A-single-hand-could-not-grasp type of woman.

“Feng GuoGuo, if you say one more word, today I simply must give you a spanking!”  Ruan QingShuang was thoroughly defeated by this little girl.  “Go in the room!”

“Daddy, lately mommy is really easy to make mad yo”.  GuoGuo’s whole face showed she felt wronged, her big eyes sparkling.  “Even more scary than a menopausal woman.”

Ruan QingShuang stiffened, it was probably better to not argue with her, it would make her seem even more like a menopausal woman.

“Then let’s go.” Xu Yun laughed heartily.  “QingShuang, I’ll take GuoGuo out to go play, little kids shut indoors all day will turn bad.  Do you wanna come with us?”

“Daddy, let’s go buy mommy underwear!”, GuoGuo still insistently said.

Xu Yun laughed till his stomach hurt, “Mmh!  Alright, no problem!”

“The main support isn’t straight so the side beam is crooked.” Ruan QingShuang towards these two fellas was thoroughly convinced.  “I won’t go with you!”

Xu Yun pulled GuoGuo from upstairs to downstairs.  Qiu Yan originally wanted to stop the two of them, but seeing GuoGuo looking forward to going outside to play, her heart was unwilling.  “I’ll come with you two together.”

“That’s great, Qiu Yan-jiejie and mommy’s size is just as big, you can help mommy try it on!” GuoGuo was really frank.

Qiu Yan rolled her eyes, silence was golden!

The two of them took GuoGuo and left the panacea restaurant. They hadn’t gone very far when GuoGuo seemed to have forgotten the objective they set out for, first buzzing about going to a child’s playground, then chatting about going to a water park.

For going to a water park, Xu Yun absolutely had no opinion.  Once he thought about the venerated Violent Fox wearing a swimsuit, that was truly exciting.  And at a water park, there was definitely many, many bikini girls – it was definitely a man’s Heaven!

“You can’t go.”, Qiu Yan with just one word rebuffed each of GuoGuo’s requests.  Chaotic places with a lot of people were categorically denied.

GuoGuo suddenly stopped walking, looking thoughtfully at the sky, the little adult seemed to sigh, “It’s been a long time since I played with other kids…”

Hearing GuoGuo’s melancholy, Qiu Yan’s face appeared a bit murky.  In the next few days it would be the first day of school.  Originally GuoGuo was to rise a grade level, but right now because of the situation, she had to wander far from home to this place.

“GuoGuo, do you want to go to school?” The corners of Xu Yun’s mouth pulled apart. He didn’t hope that GuoGuo’s childhood would be a pitiful childhood.

“Of course I do.” GuoGuo’s mouth moped, yearning and also unwilling, she said, “But the panacea restaurant is so busy. It’s so tough for mommy, I need to help out.”

Xu Yun helplessly smiled dryly. This little girl, talking like if she left the panacea restaurant it wouldn’t run.  “We can look for another person. This way you can relax and go to school.”

“Really?” GuoGuo’s face was hopeful, she was still a kid after all, she couldn’t hide what she was truly thinking inside.

“Xu Yun, GuoGuo’s registration isn’t in HeDong though, about going to school…”.  Qiu Yan also didn’t want to say these words at this time, blowing away GuoGuo’s hopes.  But if she didn’t say it clearly now, if because of this reason GuoGuo had no way of entering school, then that would make her even more heartbroken later on.

The excitement on GuoGuo’s face indeed withered up a lot.