It was times like this that made Tom glad that the Turtle was dead.

On the tube, they moved to the international desk for an update on the aces tour. Peregrine"s pregnancy was already old news, and there had been no new violence like the incident in Syria, thank G.o.d. Tom watched footage of the Stacked Deck landing in j.a.pan with a certain dull resentment. He"d always wanted to travel, to see distant exotic lands, visit all the fabulous cities he"d read of as a child, but he"d never had the money. Once the store had sent him to a trade show in Chicago, but a weekend in the Conrad Hilton with three thousand electronics salesmen hadn"t fulfilled any of his childhood dreams.

They should have asked the Turtle to be on the tour. Of course transporting the sh.e.l.l might have been a problem, and he couldn"t get a pa.s.sport without giving them his real name, which he wasn"t prepared to do, but those problems could have been handled if anyone had cared enough to bother. Maybe they really did think he was dead, though Dr. Tachyon at least ought to have known better.

So here he was, still in Bayonne wth a mouth full of high-fiber bran, while the likes of Mistral and Fatman and Peregrine were sitting under a paG.o.da somewhere, eating whatever the h.e.l.l the j.a.panese ate for breakfast. It p.i.s.sed him off. He had nothing against Peri or Mistral, but none of them had paid the dues he had.

Jesus Christ, they"d even invited that sc.u.mbag Jack Braun. But not him, oh no, that would have been too much f.u.c.king trouble; they would have had to make special arrangements, and besides, they had so many seats allocated for aces and so many for jokers and n.o.body knew quite where the Turtle fit.

Tom drank a mouthful of coffee, got up from the table, and shut off the TV f.u.c.k it all, he thought. Now that he"d decided that the Turtle was going to stay dead, maybe it was time that he buried the remains. He had a notion or two about that. If he handled it right, maybe by this time next year he could afford to take a trip around the world too.

Concerto for Siren and Serotonin

II.

Checking to see that no one was watching, Croyd dropped a pair of Black Beauties with his espresso. He cursed softly as a part of the sigh that followed. This was not working out as he had antic.i.p.ated. All of the leads he had tried during the past days had pretty much fizzled, and he was further along into the speed than he cared to be. Ordinarily this would not bother him, but for the first time he had made two separate promises concerning drugs and his actions. One being business and one being personal, he reflected, they kind of caught him coming and going. He would definitely have to keep an eye, or at least a few facets, on himself so as not to mess up on this job, and he didn"t want to turn Water Lily off on their first date. Usually, though, he could feel the paranoia coming on, and he decided to let that be his indicator as to his degree of irrationality this time around.

He had run all over town, trying to trace two leads who seemed to have vanished.

He had checked out every possible front on his list, satisfying himself that they had only been randomly chosen rendezvous points. Next was James Spector.

While he hadn"t recognized the name, he did know Demise. He had met him, briefly, on a number of occasions. The man had always impressed him as one of the sleazier aces. "If it"s Demise, don"t look in his eyes," he hummed as he signaled to a waiter.

"Yes, sir."

"More espresso, and bring me a bigger cup for it, will you?"

"Yes, sir."

"For that matter, bring me a whole pot."

"All right."

He hummed a little more loudly and began tapping his foot. "Demise eyes. The eyes of Demise," he intoned. He jumped when the waiter placed a cup before him.

"Don"t sneak up on me like that!"

"Sorry. Didn"t mean to startle you." The man began to fill the cup.

"Don"t stand behind me while you"re pouring. Stand off to the side where I can see you."

"Sure."

The waiter moved off to Croyd"s right. He left the carafe on the table when he departed.

As he drank cup after cup of coffee, Croyd began thinking thoughts he had not thought in a long while, concerning sleep, mortality, transfiguration. After a time he called for another carafe. It was definitely a two-carafe problem.

The evening"s snowfall had ceased, but the inch or so that lay upon the sidewalks sparkled under the streetlamps, and a wind so cold it burned whipped glittering eddies along Tenth Street. Walking carefully, the tall, thin man in the heavy black overcoat glanced back once as he turned the corner, breath pluming. Ever since he"d left the package store he"d had a feeling that he was being watched. And there was a figure, a hundred yards or so back, moving along the opposite side of the street at about the same pace as himself. James Spector felt that it might be worth waiting for the man and killing him just to avoid any possible ha.s.sle farther along the way. After all, there were two fifths of Jack Daniel"s and a six-pack of Schlitz in his bag, and if someone were to accost him abruptly on these icy walks- He winced at the thought of the bottles breaking, of having to retrace his path to the store.

On the other hand, waiting for the man and killing him right here, while holding the package, could also result in his slipping-even if it was only when he leaned forward to go through the man"s pockets. It would be better to find a place to set things down first. He looked about.

There were some steps leading up to a doorway, farther along. He headed for them and set his parcel down on the third one, against its iron railing. He brushed off his collar and turned it up, fished a package of cigarettes from his pocket, shook one out, and lit it within cupped hands. He leaned against the rail then and waited, watching the corner. Shortly a man in gray slacks and a blue blazer came into sight, necktie whipping in the wind, dark hair disheveled. He paused and stared, then nodded and advanced. As he came nearer, Spector realized that the man was wearing mirrorshades. He felt a sudden jab of panic, seeing that the other possessed an adequate first line of defense against him. It wasn"t likely to be an accident either, in the middle of the night. Therefore, this was more than some strong-arm hood on his tail. He took a long drag on his cigarette, then mounted several steps backward, slowly, gaining sufficient height for a good kick at the other"s head, to knock the d.a.m.ned things off.

"Yo, Demise!" the man called. "I need to talk to you!" Demise stared, trying to place him. But there was nothing familiar about the man, not even his voice.

The man came up and stood before him, smiling. "I just need a minute or two of your time," he said. "It"s important. I"m in a big hurry and I"m trying for a certain measure of subtlety. It isn"t easy."

"Do I know you?" Demise asked him.

"We"ve met. In other lives, so to speak. My lives, that is. Also, I believe you might once have done some accounting for my brother-in-law"s company, over in Jersey. Croyd"s the name. "

"What do you want?"

"I need the name of the head of the new mob that"s trying to take over operations from the kindly old Mafia, which has run this town for half a century or so."

"You"re kidding," Demise said, taking a final drag on his cigarette, dropping it and moving his toe to grind it.

"No," said Croyd. "I definitely require this information so I can rest in peace.

I understand you"ve done some work other than bookkeeping for these guys. So tell me who runs the show and I"ll be moving along."

"I can"t do that," Demise answered.

"As I said, I"m aiming for subtlety. So I"d rather not work this the hard way-"

Demise kicked him in the face. Croyd"s gla.s.ses flew over his shoulder, and Demise found himself staring into 216 glittering eye-facets. He was unable to lock gazes with the points of light.

"You"re an ace," he said, " or a joker."

"I"m the Sleeper," Croyd told him as he reached out and took hold of Demise"s right arm, then broke it across the railing. "You should have let me be subtle.

It doesn"t hurt as much."

Demise shrugged even as he winced. "Go ahead and break the other one too."

"But I can"t tell you what I don"t know."

Croyd stared at the arm hanging at Demise"s side. Demise reached across and caught hold of it, twisted it into place, held it.

"You heal real fast, don"t you?" Croyd said. "In minutes, even. I remember now."

"That"s right."

"Can you grow a new arm if I tear one off?"

"I don"t know, and I"d rather not find out. Look, I"ve heard you"re a psycho and I believe it. I"d tell you if I knew. I don"t enjoy regenerating. But all I did was a lousy contract hit. I"ve got no idea who"s on top."

Croyd reached out with both hands, catching hold of Demise"s wrists.

"Breaking you up may not do much good," he observed, "but there"s still room for subtlety. Ever have any electroshock therapy? Try this."

When Demise stopped jerking, Croyd released his wrists. When he could speak again, Demise said, "I still can"t tell you. I don"t know."

"So let"s lose a few more neurons," Croyd suggested. "Cool it a minute," Demise said. "I never learned the names of any of the big guys. Never meant d.i.c.k to me.

Still don"t. All I know is this guy named Eye-a joker. He just has one big eye and he wears a monocle in it. He met me once, in Times Square, gave me a hit and paid me. That"s all that matters. You know how it is. You freelance yourself."

Croyd sighed. "Eye? Seems I"ve heard of him someplace or other. Where can I get hold of the guy?"

"I understand he hangs around Club Dead Nicholas. Plays cards there awhile on Friday nights. Kept meaning to go by and kill the f.u.c.ker, but I never got around to it. Cost me a foot."

""Club Dead Nicholas"?" Croyd said. "I don"t believe I know that one."

"Used to be Nicholas King"s Mortuary, near Jokertown. Serves food and booze, has music and a dance floor, gambling in a back room. Just opened recently. Kind of Halloween motif. Too morbid for my taste."

"Okay," Croyd said. "I hope you"re not bulls.h.i.tting me, Demise."

"That"s all I got."

Croyd nodded slowly. "It"ll do." He released the other and backed away. "Maybe then I can rest," he said.

"Subtle. Real subtle." He picked up Demise"s package and put it in his arms.

"Here. Don"t forget your stuff. Better watch your step too. It"s getting slippery," He continued to back away, muttering to himself, up the street, to the corner. Then he turned again and was gone.

Sinking to a seated position on the stoop, Demise cracked open a fifth and took a long swallow.

Jesus Was an Ace

by Arthur Byron Cover

In these times of trouble and dark travail; in this fertile land where the handiwork of Satan is on the verge of bearing fruit: you don"t need to p.u.s.s.yfoot with Marx; or stick your nose in Freud; you don"t need the help of liberals like Tachyon; you don"t need to open yourself up to anyone but Jesus--because he was the first and the greatest ace of them all!

-REVEREND LEO BARNETT.

I.

There are a few blocks or so between Jokertown and the Lower East Side that nats and virus victims alike call the Edge. No one knows which group originated the term, but it applies equally to either side. A joker might think of the place as the edge of New York, a nat as the edge of Jokertown.

People come to the Edge for the same reasons why some people watch a slasher movie, or see a good speed metal rock concert, or get wasted on the designer drug in fashion at the moment. They come to the Edge drawn by the illusion of danger, a safe, fleeting illusion that gives them something to talk about at parties attended by people too timid to go to the Edge themselves.

The young preacher thought about that as he watched the television news team wandering the street below through the bathroom window of the cheap hotel room he had rented for the night, though he had intended to use it for only a few hours. The team consisted of a male reporter in a coat and tie, a Minicam operator, and a sound man; the reporter was stopping pedestrians, nats and jokers alike, jabbing his microphone into their faces and trying to get them to say something. For a long, torturous moment the young preacher was afraid his tryst with Belinda May was the story the news team was searching for, but he comforted himself with the notion that the news team no doubt prowled this vicinity routinely. After all, where else did they have a better chance of finding a strong visual lead-in for the eleven o"clock news? The young preacher didn"t like to think sinful thoughts, but under the circ.u.mstances he relished the hope the news team would be distracted by a spectacular auto accident a few blocks away, with lots of visual flair in the form of fire and crumpled hoods-but with no fatalities, of course.

The young preacher let the flimsy white curtain drop. He finished his business and while washing his hands with quick, efficient motions, stared at his cadaverous reflection in the mirror over the rust-stained sink. Was he really that unhealthy, or was his pale, yellowish complexion only the result of the unshielded glare of the two naked light bulbs above the mirror? The young preacher was a blond, blue-eyed man just turned thirty-five, with handsome features dominated by high cheekbones and a dimpled, square chin. Right now he was stripped down to a white T-shirt, light-blue boxer shorts, and socks. He perspired profusely. It was definitely hot in here, but he hoped to make it a lot hotter real soon now.

Even so, he couldn"t help but feel out of place in this tacky little hotel room, with this particular woman who just happened to be one of the key staff members of his new Jokertown mission. Not that he was inexperienced. He had done it many times before, with many kinds of women, in rooms like this one. The women had done it because he was famous, or had felt good listening to his sermons, or wanted to feel closer to G.o.d. Occasionally, when he himself was having a little difficulty feeling close to G.o.d, they"d done it for money, the payments having been arranged by a trustworthy member of his most intimate circle. A few women had foolishly believed they were in love with him, a delusion he generally shattered without much trouble, but only after satiating their carnal desires.

But nothing in the young preacher"s experience had quite prepared him for a woman such as Belinda May, who apparently was here for the sheer joy of it. He wondered if Belinda May"s att.i.tude was typical of unmarried big-city Christian women. Where in the world is Jesus going to come from, he thought, when the time arrives for him to return again? He opened the door to the bedroom and, before he had taken a single step outside, received the shock of his life. Belinda May sat cross-legged on the bed, smoking a cigarette, as pretty as you please but as naked as a jaybird. He"d expected to see her naked, of course, but not right away. And even then, he"d thought she"d be discreetly under the sheets. "About time you showed up," she said. She stubbed out her cigarette and stepped into his arms before he could take a breath. Now he knew how a frying pan felt on a hot stove. She clung to him as if she wanted to pull herself into his body. He was unbelievably aroused by the sensation of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s pressed against his chest, and by the way she had mounted his thigh rubbing against it as if she were trying to sit on the bone. Her tongue was like an eel exploring his mouth.

One hand was under his T-shirt, the other down his shorts, caressing his b.u.t.tocks.

"Hmmm, you taste good," Belinda May whispered in his ear after what seemed like an eternity in a place that was an eerie combination of the stratospheres of heaven and the lower levels of h.e.l.l. No doubt about it, Belinda May was more s.e.xually aggressive than the kind of woman he was used to. "Come on, let"s go to bed," she whispered, taking him by the hands and pulling him along. She climbed on the bed, got on her knees, and directing him to stand beside the bed, gently placed his right hand smack onto her p.u.s.s.y.

Though the young preacher experienced a deep and abiding satisfaction every time his foreplay brought her to o.r.g.a.s.m, he felt strangely disjointed from the entire affair, as if he was watching the scene through a one-way mirror in the wall.

Very self-consciously he wondered anew what he was doing in this dive, with its paint peeling off its badly plastered walls, those tacky lamps, the bed with creaky springs, and that television set staring at him with an unsleeping eye.

He regretted going along with Belinda May"s request that they pick a room here, at the Edge, to engage in their encounter. It disturbed him to think that in some part of his soul he so closely resembled the people who routinely came to the Edge in search of a safe chance to take. The young preacher wanted to believe G.o.d had already filled the important voids in his heart.

However, Belinda May"s accessible beauty disturbed him on a deeper level than did his instrusive self-doubts. Gently he pushed her down, and with a strange thrill, not unlike the one he had experienced as a youth the first time he"d knelt alone before an altar, he noted how her blond hair was spread out over the pillow like the wings of an angel. She squirmed beguilingly as he kissed her ear and moved down to lick her neck. He moved down further to kiss her b.r.e.a.s.t.s and felt a renewed surge of heat in his scalp as she signaled the measure of her pa.s.sion by running her hands through his hair and groaning softly. Then he was down at her stomach; running his tongue around the edges of her belly b.u.t.ton-an outie-with what he hoped was a delicate, masterful touch. He was gratified beyond his capacity to understand when she at last spread her legs wide apart, an invitation he accepted almost instantly, burying his face and licking her with pagan ferocity. Never had he known a woman to taste so good. Never had he desired so fervently to serve another, instead of being served. Never had he worshiped so humbly, so eagerly at the altar of love. Never had he so gladly debased himself, or so wantonly. . . .

"Leo?" said Belinda May, moving back on her elbows. "Is something the matter?"

The young preacher rose onto his elbows and looked down between his legs, where his male member hung as limp as a man on a noose. O Lord, why have you forsaken me? He thought forlornly, reining in a childish urge to panic. He smiled sheepishly, looked past the altar with its still wideopen invitation, past her sweat-drenched body and those glistening b.r.e.a.s.t.s, to her sweetly smiling face.

"I don"t know. I guess I"m just not with it tonight."

Belinda May pouted and stretched as innocenty and as naturally as if she"d been alone. "Too bad. Is there anything I can do to help?"

For the next few seconds the young preacher weighed several factors in his mind, most of them having to do with the proper balance between frankness and delicate diplomacy. In the end he decided she would respond well to frankness, but he wasn"t sure how much he could get away with. He smiled wolfishly. "Think you"d like to something to eat?"

His life pa.s.sed before his eyes as she swung her left leg over his head, climbed off the bed, and exclaimed, "What a great idea! There"s a sushi bar across the street! You can buy me dinner!" Her b.u.t.tocks bounced enticingly as she disappeared into the bathroom, closing the door behind her. She turned on the water faucet and then, apparently before commencing her business, opened the door and stuck out her head just long enough to say, "Then we can come back here and try again."

The young preacher was speechless. He rolled over and stared at the ceiling, the random pattern of the intersecting cracks there enigmatically symbolic of his entire existence at this juncture. He sighed heavily. At least the possibility that the roving news team outside would discover his tryst was no longer the worst thing that could happen to him.

Now, the worst thing would be if they discovered he hadn"t been able to get it up.

In that case, the damage done to his political ambitions would be incalculable.

The American people were willing to forgive any number of sins in a presidential candidate, but at the very least they expected their sinners to be good at it.

"You really have a good pair of hands, you know that?" called out Belinda May from the bathroom.