Chapter 423 - 423 What Did This b.a.s.t.a.r.d Say!
423 What Did This b.a.s.t.a.r.d Say!
“Can you skateboard while carrying me?” Jiang Xun asked.
[Hahahahaha, Jiang Xun, you should spare Great CEO Qin! I’ve never heard of anyone carrying on a skateboard.]
[It’s not easy to maintain balance while carrying someone!]
[Qin Mufeng: Do you want to complete the mission or not!]
!!
[I never expected that the biggest obstacle for Great CEO Qin wasn’t set by the production team, but by his girlfriend.]
[Great CEO Qin, if you say no, won’t you lose face in front of your girlfriend?]
[You can’t even break the heavens by saying that!]
Mufeng was silent. It was as if he was weighing the image problem in Jiang Xun’s heart after he answered. In the end, he still decided to prioritize his safety. “No.”
“Oh, I thought I could save you some energy.” Jiang Xun didn’t seem to think that skateboarding was a big deal.
Hence, she bent down to pick up the skateboard and jumped onto Mufeng’s back. “Hup!” She shouted.
Mufeng: “…”
[Hahahahahaha, I can’t take it anymore. Does Jiang Xun dance disco on top of Great CEO Qin’s head every day?]
[Jiang Xun is treating Great CEO Qin like a horse!]
[I can’t take it anymore. The first part of your sentence is really a little dirty.]
[And people are saying that they are in a contract relationship. How can your family’s contract relationship be so sweet?]
[Jiang Xun and Great CEO Qin are clearly very close.]
[Do you think that a contractual relationship is about being polite and courteous? Jiang Xun is an actress with good acting skills, but can’t she even act like she’s in love?]
Mufeng nudged Jiang Xun. “You better be more honest!”
If he came to a variety show with this woman, he would probably lose all his image.
Mufeng carried Jiang Xun on his back. It was as if he did not feel any weight. He was especially relaxed.
He even carried her and started running.
Jiang Xun stuck close to Mufeng’s back. Mufeng ran very quickly, and she felt like he was as fast as lightning.
She was jolted up by Mufeng.
“You don’t say, it really does feel like riding a horse.” Jiang Xun was originally sticking close to Mufeng. In order to get the feeling of riding a horse, she straightened her body and even said to Mufeng, “Why don’t you bend forward a little more?”
Mufeng: “…”
Mufeng smacked her b.u.t.t in a bad mood. The camera happened to capture her.
[d.a.m.n! Smacking her b.u.t.t! What kind of contract couple would do this?]
[She can kiss when she’s acting? What’s the big deal about b.u.t.t smacking?]
[No matter what you antis says, This is already so sweet!]
[I’m not only touched by the sweetness, I’m also touched by the filth.]
[I want to see them fight in bed. Am I being too arrogant? TAT]
[No, you’re not. I want to see it as well.]
“You want to ride a horse?” Mufeng jerked Jiang Xun back. He tilted his head and the tip of his nose was almost touching the corner of Jiang Xun’s lips.
The corners of Mufeng’s lips curled up into a seductive arc. He lowered his voice and said to Jiang Xun, “I’ll let you ride at night.”
Although he had lowered his voice, he was still wearing a microphone, so the audience could still hear him clearly.
[f.u.c.k! My health bar is empty! Empty I say!]
[Is this content that can be shown in a livestream room?]
[Who the h.e.l.l in a contract would say this? Fengjiang is real, it’s real!]
[Can you let us see you… ride tonight? I want to see how you ride.]
[Why did your words turn dirty?]
[Eh, strange, my words have also turned dirty!]
Immediately after, Shuli saw a screen full of dirty words.
“If someone reports our livestream room at this time, won’t we be finished?” Zhisheng said weakly.
Shuli: “…”
“You can shut up!” Shuli did not dare to imagine such a situation.
It would the first time in history that a live stream was successfully shut down after being reported by the audience.
Jiang Xun gasped and quickly covered Mufeng’s mouth.
What did this b.a.s.t.a.r.d say!
“It’s being livestreamed right now!” Jiang Xun was exasperated.
[Hahahaha! I suspect that Great CEO Qin forgot that he’s wearing a mic.]
[Great CEO Qin doesn’t have much experience in variety shows. That’s what he’s like.]
“I whispered,” Mufeng said.
[As expected, he really forgot that he was wearing a microphone!]
[That’s why we have such good benefits.]
Jiang Xun took a deep breath. “You’re wearing a microphone.”
Mufeng: “…”
He would remember to turn off the microphone next time.
He would also remember to turn off Jiang Xun’s microphone.
Even so, Mufeng still felt his scalp go numb.
It was too embarra.s.sing.
He stopped talking and started running, even faster than before.
Jiang Xun pursed her lips and snickered.
[She’s really his girlfriend. Even Great CEO Qin is so embarra.s.sed, but Jiang Xun is still laughing at the side.]
[The interaction between the two of them is so sweet!]
[Boring and overbearing CEO x gloating little devil.]
[Jiang Xun is gloating at the side. It’s so sweet to see her laughing at Great CEO Qin!]
[Great CEO Qin pampers her too much. He just lets Jiang Xun laugh at him. Hahahahaha!]
“Mr. Qin, your ears are red.” Jiang Xun even used her index finger to poke the tip of Mufeng’s red ear.
“Don’t mess around,” There was a hint of helplessness in Mufeng’s voice.
He had lost so much face, and this girl was still gloating at the side.
Jiang Xun stopped smiling.
Mufeng quickly ran back to the starting point with the first place and put Jiang Xun down.
The second was Jingsheng, and the third was Shuidong.
After a long while, Shuixin and Xuyi came back.
They didn’t need to use any props when they came back. Xuyi took off his roller-skating shoes and ran as fast as he could with Shuixin on his back.
But even so, it was their fate to getting last place.
When everyone returned to the villa, Shuli said from the camera, “Please keep the room cards that you’ve just obtained from the mission. These are your keys to the villa.
“Alright, let’s start the room selection segment,” Shuli said, “CEO Qin and Jiang Xun will choose first.”
Qiyao and Jingsheng heaved a sigh of relief.
Qiyao thought that Jiang Xun would definitely not betray her.
Jingsheng thought that Mufeng would definitely not betray him.
Immediately after, Jiang Xun looked at Qiyao apologetically.
Qiyao’s heart skipped a beat. “Jiang Jiang, don’t scare me.”
“Sister Yao, if you want to blame someone, blame the director.” Jiang Xun expressed that she couldn’t take the blame. “He gave me the mission.”
Qiyao: “…”
Jingsheng: “…”
[It can’t be, right? The production team is really not human anymore. Hahahaha!]
[The only double bed room is being chosen?]
[What a pity. Sister Yao is just an intern couple.]
[If they are sleeping on the same bed but not doing anything else, It’s fine.]
[The one who said it’s fine, why are your words turning dirty again?]
Hence, the screen was filled with dirty bullet comments.
“We’ll choose the double bed room,” Jiang Xun finally said.
Qiyao covered her face and said sadly, “Don’t ask, I once loved.”