This morning is Xiumu . He doesn’t need to go to the morning a.s.sembly, but Ji Heng got up early . He has other things to do today .

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Just after the Mid Autumn Festival, it’s a good time for soldiers . The three battalions garrisoning the capital area are stationed fifty miles outside the capital, which are the most elite troops in the whole Qi Dynasty . It’s customary for the Emperor to go to the three battalions every autumn to check them .  

After breakfast, he changed to the Emperor’s special armor and went out with his bow and dagger . He was tall and straight, with long legs . Once he took off his Dragon Robe and put on his armor, he had a kind of awe-inspiring righteousness . With that handsome face, he looked like a young general who was devoted to his country . His appearance deceived even Tian Qi . She stood at the gate of the Qianqing palace and watched him leave . At the same time, she sighed in her heart, as expected, good looking person, always look good wearing anything

Someone from the Royal Horse supervisor led a snow-white horse to come here . Ji Heng stood by the horse and looked back . His eyes crossed the crowd and stopped on Tian Qi . He smiled at her and quickly turned around . He knew that Tian Qi was also looking at him . Her eyes were very lingering, like a wife seeing off her husband . Ji Heng thought a little far for a while, and he was absent-minded when he stepped on the horse, so he didn’t feel the abnormal condition in some part of his body .

He went to the military parade today . He wanted to take Tian Qi with him . Unfortunately, Tian Qi can’t ride a horse . They can’t ride together in public . Sheng Anhuai could ride a horse, so he came .

Sheng Anhuai, like the bodyguards, is not qualified to mount his horse until he is out of the palace . This group of horses can’t ride too fast in the capital, and only when he is out of the city, that he can rush straight to the camps .

When they arrived outside the camps, the dignified generals came out to meet them . The Emperor and his officials had seen the ceremony, Ji Heng got the horse and led to the camps .

Although there is no war right now, and they don’t need to put on all the armor . Still, because the Emperor, they should treat the parade seriously, so many people wear heavy armors .

In the crash of a piece of iron on heavy armor, Ji Heng heard a subtle ring .

When he stopped and listened carefully, the bell disappeared; as soon as he moved, it rang again .

In the middle of the field, the General song, the commander of the three battalions, was a little strange . “Is your majesty hear a silver bell? “

Ji Heng: “…”

He suddenly knew what it was .

Later, Ji Heng recalled today’s terrible military parade, carefully a.n.a.lyzed the possibility of a man hanging a bell on his * * in the parade .

First of all, a pervert must have a bell tied to his manhood the night before . It can’t be tied too loose or too tight . If it’s too loose, it’s easy to fall off . If it’s too tight, it’s easy to feel uncomfortable . Well, he’s not comfortable whether it’s loose or tight;

Secondly, he must wear the little bell to sleep all night, so that he can adapt to the existence of the little bell and will not notice it when he gets up the next day .

Again, he had to be satisfied in bed the night before, so that he would probably not have a morning boom the next day, and it was up to luck, not that much . It turned out that he was really unlucky . In the same way, he couldn’t drink water the night before, so that he would probably not be courteous the next morning . It’s still a matter of luck . He’s still unlucky

Finally, the little bell had to be stuck between his pants – don’t ask him why – it’s hard for him to say – so that it wouldn’t ring from when he got up to when he went out . Until he was b.u.mping on the horse, the little bell was in the wrong position, and the magic sound sounded when he got off the horse .

In addition to the third point, each of the above things is less likely than the other and more like a dream . However, he has done all of them

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It was miraculously that he had the situation now: hanging a bell on his little brother to go to the military parade

As an emperor, Ji Heng’s face is actually quite thick, which can be surprisingly thick . Now, however, in the face of such a strange and incredible situation, he feels ashamed .

The generals were frank, and when they saw that the Emperor was not happy, they asked for a pardon . They thought that the Emperor was suddenly in a bad mood because of the General song’s words . They look at each other and speak with his eye movement . Who has a bell on him? Take it off quickly . You wear a bell for the imperial parade, like what .

Ji Heng watched their discussion with a paralyzed face . Of course, he interrupted before the result was reached . Our kind and generous monarch said he didn’t care about it . Several people continued to walk . Ji Heng purposely keeps pace with everyone, so no one can find that the voice comes from him

When he arrived at the camp, Ji Heng said he would find an empty camp to rest for a while, and no one else was allowed to follow him . Of course, everyone feels satisfied .

After entering the barracks, Ji Heng wanted to untie his clothes so that he could take down the bell . Unfortunately, he doesn’t know-how . He can’t unfasten the belt . Moreover, the more anxious he is, the more he can’t untie it . The Emperor, who always been calm and self-contained, was in a hurry to sweat . At last, he clenched his teeth and drew out the dagger at his waist .

The belt can’t be cut . Ji Heng can’t explain why he wants to cut it . He decided to cut a small opening in his trousers, cut the silk thread of the bell across his pants, and shake it again, and the bell would fall down his pants .

Look, he’s so smart .

Ji Heng pulls his pants and raises his dagger .

Sheng Anhuai suddenly came in – he just wanted to ask the Emperor if he needed tea or not . However, as soon as he came in, he saw that the Emperor was holding a dagger against his crotch, and his eyes were s.h.i.+ning .

Sheng Anhuai: “…!!! “

This picture is one of the most terrible scenes he has ever seen in his life . He stumbled, rushed to Ji Heng step by step, knelt down, held Ji Heng’s knife hand in his hands, clutched it to death, and cried out with grief, “Your majesty! Please! “

Ji Heng is not aware of Sheng Anhuai’s coming in because his attention is all on the small bell . At this moment, he is stopped by him . Ji Heng is not happy, “get out of the way . ” . “

Sheng Anhuai will not leave even if he is dead . “Emperor, your dragon body is related to the whole country . Please be careful! “

Although the other side was too abrupt, he was concerned about him . Ji Heng comforted him and said, “it doesn’t matter . I’m very accurate . “

“!!!! “

Sheng Anhuai burst into tears . “Emperor, if you are not happy, you can’t kill yourself, you can hit and scold people or kill people! If you want to cut off the Dragon root, it’s better to cut off the old slave’s head first! “

Ji Heng: ‘So this fool thinks that I want to cut my own manhood . ’

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Hanging a bell on the military parade is the ashamed thing . Ji Heng can’t explain it . He threw the dagger to the ground and said, “go away . ” . “

Sheng Anhuai quickly picked up the dagger . His concern for the Emperor gave him infinite courage . He would do it even if he died . Sheng Anhuai pointed to the Emperor’s dagger . “Why don’t your majesty let the servant keep it for you? “

Seeing that the Emperor ignored him, Sheng Anhuai took away the dagger and took away the arrows in his quiver too . He checked the barracks and found that there was no sharp weapon, which satisfied him to leave .

Ji Heng was left holding his forehead dejectedly and pulling his belt . In the end, he couldn’t think of a better way . He called Sheng Anhuai in again, “I’m in a hurry . “

Sheng Anhuai soon found a brand-new black pot . Ji Heng asked Sheng Anhuai to untie his belt for this reason and immediately blew Sheng Anhuai out .  

At last, a problem was solved . Ji Heng looked at the bells and saw the evil light . “A little pervert, see how I can clean you up when I go back . “The little bell in his hand is very delicate . The silk thread can’t view the material for a while, but it is bright in color and flexible in texture . It should be the top grade . The silver bells are engraved with patterns, which are familiar to his eyes . For a moment, he can’t remember where he saw them . He always feels that they are very distant memories .

Although Ji Heng hated it, he didn’t throw the bell out but put it in his arms .

When Ji Heng tried to solve the bell, Tian Qi was chatting with a group of eunuchs in Baohe shop, and he didn’t receive any complaints from the Emperor . Today, the Emperor went out . She didn’t have to wait in the Qianqing palace, so she ran out . The Emperor gave her the seal last time . Today, she just sold it for eighty Liang silver, and then she made thirty Liang from it . Tian Qi was very excited about the money . For a while, she didn’t know where to hide it . She was afraid that the Emperor would find it and steal it .

The little eunuchs complimented Tian Qi for a while as usual, saying that they began to dig up the glorious history of Baohe shop, and then they talked about Chen Wuyong . Although Chen Wuyong is a vicious villain (official comment), he has a hand in selling antiques . His eyes are very poisonous . Although everyone sneers at his character, they have to give a thumbs up when talking about it . Chen Wuyong’s great achievements are very chatty . A few people gathered around him and said that Tian Qi didn’t want to pick up a fault, so she just bowed down to drink tea .

As they were talking, Fang Jun, who had been silent, suddenly said, “in a hurry “

Others ignored him, and he repeated, “in a hurry ” with Henan accent .

A little eunuch pushed him and said, “if you are in a hurry, just go back? “

Fang Jun put his hands on his temples and shook his head all the time . “Hurry…Hurry “still in Henan accent .

“You’re in a hurry to die!” A few people wanted to beat him out .

Tian Qi quickly stopped them and asked Fang Jun, “what you want to say is to find Ji Qingyun, right? “

Fang Jun nodded, “Ji Qingyun… “

Tian Qi hurriedly pulled him to the corner and pulled his collar . “Ji Qingyun? “

Fang Jun’s eyes brightened, and he nodded, “look for Ji Qingyun! “

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Tian Qi’s grip on his collar suddenly tightened . She stared at him straight and asked in a deep voice, “it’s Chen Wuyong who asked you to find Ji Qingyun? “

Fang Jun nodded again, “yes . “

“He asked you to kill Ji Qingyun, didn’t he? “Tian Qi said that her voice was trembling with anger and tried to restrain herself from beating the guy .

Fang Jun shook his head and frowned . “It’s not killing, it’s catching . Chen Gonggong  asked me Catch Ji Qingyun . “

What kind of arrest is killing the whole family!

Tian Qi’s face turned white with rage . She turned to look for him . She picked up the nearest stool and beat Fang Jun violently with both hands . When she scolded him, she began to cry, crying, and hitting .

Fang Jun crouches in the corner holding his head and dare not fight back .

Not far away, the chatting people heard the noise, and hurriedly came to pull them apart . They only thought that they were quarreling, so they put Tian Qi on the chair for advice . Tian Qi sat on the chair, and n.o.body paid attention to her . Her eyes were like knives staring at Fang Jun .  

Fang Jun squatted on the ground, no one paid attention to him . He raised his head, broke his forehead, and slid down the blood, which flowed across his face and dropped to the ground . Fang Jun didn’t pay attention to the wound, but looked at Tian Qi blankly, and saw Tian Qi staring at him hatefully . Though he didn’t know why he suddenly felt sad .

Tian Qi looks at Fang Jun’s blank and timid eyes, and suddenly she feels despondent . She is facing the enemy, but the enemy is forgetting everything, leaving herself like a madman .

After a pause, she suddenly called Fang Jun to the reception hall next door . The blood on Fang Jun’s head had stopped flowing . The bloodstain on his face was very obvious and looked terrible . Although he forgets the past, it doesn’t mean he’s foolish . Seeing Tian Qi’s reaction like this, he has guessed out the general idea, “I… Have I ever done anything wrong? “

Tian Qi stared at him . “Don’t you really remember? “

Fang Jun lowered his head . “I’m sorry . “

“If you really feel sorry, please remember . I want to know who else besides you . “

Fang Jun nodded and asked, “I… What have I done? “

Tian Qi doesn’t have a good mood . “Think it yourself . “

When Ji Heng returned to the Qianqing palace, Tian Qi had not yet returned . He fidgeted in his study . In his mind, Ji Heng deduced various methods of punis.h.i.+ng Tian Qi and then eliminated them one by one . He can ‘t bear to scold and even hate to fight . The only effective way is to confiscate her money . However, there is not much money the little pervert has now, so it seems that he can only deduct his monthly payment first, and Ji Heng will calculate it in his heart .

His thinking is a bit crooked, thinking of last night’s kiss on his head . Then he thought of Tian Qi’s magical clean cut .

Ji Heng doesn’t understand, it’s clean-cut, if it small * * cut, he still can understand it, But clean-cut how does she pee? Is it like a woman? It’s not much different from women

The more he thought about it, the more curious he was . Seeing Sheng Anshui beside him, he asked, “how are your eunuchs cut? “

Sheng Anhuai was on the first level of alert at this time . When he heard the Emperor’s words like this, he immediately faced the enemy and became alert . It turns out that the Emperor is still thinking about that .

Seeing Sheng Anhuai eyes staring at him, Ji Heng asked again patiently, “answer me, how can the eunuch cut? “

“Your majesty! “Sheng Anhuai rushed to Ji Heng again, knelt down to his knees, crying,” Your Majesty, if you don’t think about yourself, please think about the Empress Dowager! She is looking forward to your empress . She is looking forward to your children . You can’t do something that breaks your roots . ”

‘d.a.m.n it! Dumba.s.s!’

Ji Heng kicked him away with all his strength! “

Sheng Anhuai knew that he hears him . Before rolling, he made up his mind and walked away with a pair of swords hanging on the wall of the study .

His heart is breaking for Emperor’s life, but he didn’t dare to speak up . He was afraid that he would make the Emperor anxious and regret his life . After he hid the sword, he wandered back and forth in the corridor outside the Qianqing palace . He didn’t know how to persuade the Emperor . Most fundamentally, he didn’t know why the Emperor wanted to be a eunuch with all of his heart

Just like the ants on the hot pot, Sheng Anhuai looks up, and Tian Qi comes back . He quickly beckoned Tian Qi .

Tian Qi was worried . Seeing Sheng Anhuai calling her, she went over and asked, “Grandpa Sheng, what do you want? “

Sheng Anhuai takes Tian Qi and tells about the Emperor . Tian Qi was also frightened . “Why does the Emperor want to do that? “

“How do I know?” Sheng Anhuai wiped tears from the corner of his eyes with a handkerchief . “If you don’t know, no one knows . How do you think about it? What does the Emperor think about it? “

Tian Qi bent her index finger and scratched twice on the tip of her chin . Saying, “I’ll tell you the truth, the Emperor is a psychopath, remembering that he is a psychopath . “

At this moment, he even believed, “what should I do? “

“Or How about I find w.a.n.g Meng?” Tian Qi has blind faith in w.a.n.g Meng .

Sheng Anhuai also scratched his chin like Tian Qi, “or you can’t persuade him to think of another way first? “

Tian Qi was a little embarra.s.sed, but nodded, “yes, I will”

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