“...” Couching at the edge of the village square, I stared at the stones on the ground with 

a lifeless expression as I start to have doubts about my life. 

Putting aside the matter of [me scoring first place in the examination], what makes me 

feel tormented was the fact that I caught the incurable [lolicon cancer]. 

In the midst of my torment, I gazed into the distance from afar, and noticed Dairo and 

the squirrel preparing for the next round of examination. 

My heart can’t take it anymore!  

I... I want to embrace her into my arms, and pat her all over! She must be extra soft to 

touch, and her voice must be immensely adorable as well!  

Ah... This is not good... My drool is flowing out. 

However, I’m not alone in this, there are about a dozen people like me. We gathered 

together at a place about ten metres away, and with sinister grins we watched the 

adorable squirrel girl in a daze. Different from me, they have already received 

[electrotherapy], and yet they could not recover from the nasty illness. 

The biological weapon named as Kaiser is too fearsome! Her destructive power is too 

strong! If we are left unattended, we will probably embark on the road of crime! 

Quickly! Sieze the chance while we can still suppress the demonic desire in our hearts. 

Hurry, seal us all away now!  

“Phew!” At a distance away, Kaiser wiped away her sweats with her arm. With a smile of 

slight satisfaction, she surveyed the apparatus that was erected before her. 

”Ouwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” All of a sudden, a patient that already in the terminal 

stage of the illness dashed towards Kaiser in an all-out sprint from beside me. With a 

huge leap, he reached Kaiser’s side, and caught the sweat beads that almost fell to the 

ground with his cupped hands. 

Afterwards, with an expression full of happiness, he raised his hands to his face and took 

a deep breath. Then, a dazed and stupid expression appeared on his face. 

He’s the one! He will definitely commit crime in the future! Faster! Hurry up, bring the 

exorcist to cleanse the demons that are us! If you take too long, we might turn into 

something like him!