Potatoes Are the Only Thing That’s Needed in This World!

Chapter 26

Ah... I"m in trouble… 

With a face of despair I watched as the queue got shorter and shorter, and the small 

mountain made up of paralyzed people got stacked higher and higher. I know exactly, 

the time to my execution is near. 

s.h.i.t... I was clearly still gloating over Wu De receiving [electrotherapy] just a while ago, 

but now that my turn is coming up, I just remembered the domineering fear of that 

electricity.  

I laughed too early… 

I"m still young, I can"t die in a place like this. I have a wife, my children are at the field as 

well. I can"t abandon them, I need to fulfill my duties of a husband and father! 

I"ve got no choice. I need to escape.  

Even though I feel sorry towards the people that had sacrificed themselves in vain, but 

you guys have to understand me.  

How can the existence of you guys be more important than potatoes after all.  

Please don"t misunderstand, I"m not targeting anyone of you among the others.  

My point is, everyone here who are not potatoes are all rubbish. Particularly, Lambert.  

Hence, I"ve made my decision. Planning to beat a retreat, I stepped back carefully in an 

attempt to blend with the surrounding. But right at this moment, a sweet voice sounded 

near my ear.  

"Xiao ge~ what are you doing~" 

"......!!"  

Rei... Rei? You are still sitting on my shoulders? 

This isn"t good. I can"t believe I"ve grown accustomed to Rei"s weight, I had almost treat 

her as an extension of my body. It was obvious that there are two slender and soft brown 

thighs right in front of me, but similar to how my nose are ignored, my eyes chose to 

ignored the existence of the thighs.  

Such a pity. If they were two potatoes, I might have licked them for a while.  

Or rather, please turn into potatoes and let me licked them! 

Just the thought of it makes me feel high... heheheh… 

Anyway, is it possible that you had already guessed that I will escape, and so you jumped 

onto me? d.a.m.n ... this girl has such cunning calculations!