"I think I"d go forward and see him," said Billings, sort ov impatient-like. "You"ll have no trouble finding him. He"s in the third car from here, up at the front end, right-hand side, next to the watercooler. He inquired most partickerlerly for you."

"Probably he wants 2 borry money," says I, without stirrin". "Men that want particularly 2 see me always do. Well, I hain"t got none 2 lend--hain"t got no more"n "ll talk me hoam."

"You"d better go forward & see him," he said very bossy like, as if he was orderin me.

"I"d better stay right here, & I"m goin" to stay," says I, so decided that Billings see that it was no use.

His patience gave clean away.

"Look here, Klegg," said he, mad as a hornet, "I"m after that ere n.i.g.g.e.r you"re trying to steal away into Injianny, and by the holy poker I"m goin" to have him! Come along here, you black ape," and he laid his hand on Abe Lincoln"s collar. Abe showed the white ov his eyes as big as buckeyes, put his arm around the piece betwixt the winders, and held on for deer life. I see by the grip he tuk that the only way 2 git him wuz 2 tear out the side of the car, and I thought I"d let them tussle it out for a minnit or 2.

The others in the car who thought it grate fun to see a Lieutenant-Kurnol wrastlin" with a n.i.g.g.e.r, laffed and yelled:

"Go it, n.i.g.g.e.r,"

"Go it, Kurnel,"

"Grab a root,"

"I"l bet on the n.i.g.g.e.r if the car is stout onuf,"{87} and sich. Jest then Groundhog c.u.m runnin" up to help Billings, and reached over and ketched Abe, but I hit him a good biff with the musket that changed his mind. Billings turned on me, and called out to the others:

"Men, I order you to arrest this man and tie him up."

Sum ov them seemed a-mind to obey, but I sung out:

"Feller-citizens, he ain"t no officer--no more"n I am. He ain"t got no right to wear shoulder-straps, and he knows it as well as I do."

At this they all turned agin him & began yellin at him 2 put his head in a bag. He turned 2 me savage as a meat-ax, but I ketched him by the throat, & bent him back over the seat. The Provo-Guard c.u.m up, & I explained it 2 them, & showed my pa.s.ses for me & Abe. So they made us all sit down & keep quiet.

Bimeby we got to Nashville. Abe Lincoln wuz hungry, & I stopped 2 git him something to eat. My gracious, the lot ov ham & aigs at 50 cents a plate & sandwiches at 25 cents a piece that contraband kin eat. He never seemed 2 git full. He looked longingly at the pies, but I let him look.

I wuzzent runnin no Astor House in connexion with the Freedmen"s buro.

We walked through the city, crost on the ferry, & wuz jest gittin in the cars which wuz about ready 2 start, when up comes Billings agin, with 2 or 3 other men in citizen"s cloze. One ov these claps his hand on my shoulder & says:

"I"m a Constable, & I arrest you in the name ov{88} the State ov Tennessee for abductin a slave. Make no trubble, but come along with me."

I jest shook him off, & clumb onto the platform, pullin Abe after me.

The Constable & his men follered us, but I got Abe Lincoln inside the door, shet it & made him put his shoulders agin it. The Constable & his 2 a.s.sistants wuz b.u.t.tin away at it, & me grinnin at them when the train pulled off, & they had 2 jump off. I begin 2 think there wuz something good in Abe Lincoln, after all, & when we stopped at an eatin-plais, about half-way 2 Louisville, & Abe looked at the grub as if he haddent had a mouthful sence the war begun, I busted a $2-bill all 2 pieces gittin" him a little supper. If I wuz goin into the bizniss ov freein slaves I"d want 2 have a mule train haulin grub follering me at every step.

Abe wuz awful hungry agin when we reached Louisville, but I found a place where a dollar would buy him enuf pork & beans 2 probably last him over the river.

But I begun 2 be efeard that sum nosin pryin Mike Medler might make trubble in gitting Abe safely acrost the Ohio. I tuk him 2 a house, & laid it down strong 2 him that he must stay inside all day, and 2 make sure I bargained with the woman 2 keep him eating as much as she could.

I ruined a $5 bill, & even then Abe looked as if he could hold some more. I"ve always made it a pint 2 lend 2 the Lord for the benefit ov the heathen as much as my means would allow, but I begun 2 think that my missionary contribushions this year would beat what I was layin out on my family.{89}

After it got dark, me & Abe meandered down through the streets 2 the ferry. There wuzzent many people out, except soljers, & I"ve got 2 feel purty much at home with them. They seem more likely 2 think more nearly my way than folks in every-day clothes.

There wuz quite a pa.s.sel ov soljers on the wharf boat waitin" for the ferry when we got there. They saw at wuns that I had probably bin down 2 the front 2 see my son, & sum ov them axed me 2 what rigiment he belonged. When I told them the 200th Injianny Volunteer Infantry they all made friends with me at wunst, for they said they knowed it wuz a good rigiment.

Bimeby a big, important-lookin" man, with a club with a silver head for a cane, c.u.m elbowin through the crowd & scowling at everybody as if he owned the wharf-boat & all on it. He stopped in frunt ov Abraham Lincoln & says very sharp & cross:

"Boy, where did you come from?"

Abe diddent say nothin". His ize got all white, he grinned sort ov scared like, showed his white teeth, & looked sickly over at me. I spoke up & says:

"I brung him along with me from Murfreesboro"."

"So I sposed," said he. "He"s a slave you"re tryin 2 steal from his master. You can"t do it. I"ll jest take charge ov him myself. That"s my dooty here," & he ketched hold ov Abraham Lincoln"s collar. Abe, in his scare, put out his arms to ketch hold ov something, & throwed them around the big important man, & lifted him clean offen his feet. I never before realized how strong Abe wuz. The soljers gethered around, purty mad, and then laffin and{90} yellin when they see the man in Abe"s arms.

Suddenly sum one hollered:

"Throw him overboard; throw him in the river." Abe was wuss scared than ever when he found he had the man in his arms. He wuz afeared 2 hold on & still more afeared 2 let go. He heard them hollerin, & thought he had 2 do jest as they said, & begun edgin toward the river.

The man got more scared than Abe. He began kickin & wrigglin & hollerin:

"Don"t let him do it. Help me. I can"t swim a lick."

At this the men hollered worsen ever:

"Throw him in the river! Duck him! Baptize him! Drown him!"

I"m a Baptist, but I don"t believe in immersion onless the convert has bin prepared for it, & is willin, which neither this man wuz. I stepped forward 2 make Abe let him down, but before T could do anything Abe had got 2 the edge of the wharfboat & let go, & plunk went the man into about 10 foot ov water. Abe, scared now nearly 2 death, stood there with his ize biggern sa.s.sers & whitern goose-eggs.

In a minnit the man c.u.m up, sputterin & hollerin. A big Sergeant, with his left arm in a sling, reached over & ketchod him by the collar & held his head above water.

"If I pull you out will you promis 2 go out ov the niggor-kotchin bizniss forever?" axed the Sergeant.

"Pull me out & then I"ll talk 2 you," says the man grabbin for the slippery sides ov the wharfboat.{91}

"No, I won"t," said the Sergeant, sousin him under water agin.

"Yes, yes, I"ll promise," says the man, when he come up agin.

"Will you swear it?" axed the Sergeant.

"Yes, I"ll swear it before a Justice ov the Peace."

"Will you swear 2 support the Const.i.tution ov the United States agin all enemies & opposers whatsumever, & vote for Abraham Lincoln every time?"

axed the Sergeant.

"I"ll take the oath ov allegiance," says the man, sputterin the water out ov his mouth, "but I"ll never vote for that Abolition ape as long as I live."

"Then down you go," says the Sergeant, sousin him again.

"Yes, yes, I"ll vote for Abe Lincoln, & anybody else, if you"ll only pull me out," said the man, in a tired tone of voice, when he c.u.m up agin. I begin 2 see that immersion had a great deal ov good in it, even if a man isn"t prepared & willin.

"Will you swear 2 always love a n.i.g.g.e.r as a man & a brother, until death do you part, & aid & comfort all them who are tryin 2 git away from slavery?" axed the Sergeant.

"d.a.m.ned if I will," says the man. "No n.i.g.g.e.r kin ever be a brother 2 me.

I"ll die first."