"Then you"ll die right now," says the Sergeant, sendin him down as far as his long arm would reach & holding him there until I wuz scared for fear he wuz really goin 2 drown the man. When he brung him up the man whimpered:

"Yes, only pull me out--save my life--& I"ll do anything you want."{92}

By this time the ferryboat had c.u.m up. We got aboard & crost over to Injianny, & I felt so glad at bein on my nativ soil wuns more that I took Abe up 2 the eatin stand, & blowed in a dollar filin up the vacant plasis in his hide.

When we tried 2 git on the train there c.u.m another trubble: The conductor woulddent let him ride in the car with white folks--not even in the smokin-car. He made him go into the baggage-car. Abe wuz so scared about leavin me for a minnit in" that strange country that I tried 2 go into the baggage-car with him, but the conductor woulddent let me. He said it wuz agin the rules for pa.s.sengers to ride in the baggage-cars, but Abe could go in there, same as dogs, prize poultry, & household pets. I tried 2 joke with him, tellin him that in sum plasis I wuz considered a household pet, but he said Ide have 2 git another mug on me before he could believe it.

One of Zeke Biltner"s hogs ditched the train jest before we got home, & turned the baggage-car over. Sum crates ov aigs wuz smashed over Abraham Lincoln, & he wuz a sight to behold. He wuz awfully scared, though, & begged me 2 let him go the rest ov the way on foot. He said he wuz a thousand years older than when he left his ole ma.s.sa, & I could understand what he meant.

I found your mother & the girls bright & chipper & jest tickled 2 death to see me safe back. They axed me so many questions about you & Shorty that my head buzzed like a bee-hive. It is hard 2 git away from them 2 tend 2 my Spring work, but I"ve made an arrangement 2 giv em an hour mornin{93} & evenin 2 answerin questions. I think this will keep me purty busy till the snow flise agin.

Wheat is lookin surprisinly well, though I found sum bare plasis in the north field. I think we"ll have a fair crop ov apples and peaches. Your colt is growin up the purtiest thing that ever went on four legs, & jumped an eight-rail fence. My hogs wintered in good shape, & pork is risin. They have the measles over on the Crick, & school"s broke up.

Bill Scripp"s out agin for Sheriff, & I spose I"le have 2 turn 2 agin & beat him. Singler, that he"ll never know when he"s got enuff.

If anything, Abraham Lincoln"s appet.i.te has bin improved by Wabash air.

I wuzzent goin 2 have the wimmen folks wear theirselves out cookin for him. So I fix-ed up a place for him in the old log house, & took him over some sides ov meat, a few bushel ov pertaters, a jug ov sorghum mola.s.ses, & every time mother bakes she sends over some leaves ov bread.

I jest turned him loose there. He seems 2 be very happy, & we hear him singin & yellin most all the time when he"s by hisself. He"s a good worker when I stand right over him, & he"ll lift & dig as patient as an ox. But he hain"t no more sense about goin ahead by hisself than a steer has, & the moment my back"s turned he stops work. Ime af eared I"ve got a job on my hands makin a firstcla.s.s farmer out ov him. But if that"s my share ov the work that Providens has chalked out for me, there"s nothin left for me but 2 go ahead & do it in fear & tremblin.

No more from your aff.e.c.kshionate father.

P. S. Give my best respects 2 Shorty.

CHAPTER VII. CORN PONE AND b.u.t.tERMILK

SI AND SHORTY GO FORAGING AND ARE CAPTURED AND ROBBED

SI AND SHORTY got the common feeling of men of some months" service, that they had fully mastered the art of war, and that there was little, if anything, left for them to learn. It did not take some men even so long as months to acquire this pleasant idea of themselves. Some entered the army feeling quite capable of giving advice to the oldest General in it, and they were not slow about offering their opinions.

Si and Shorty had had successes enough since their enlistment to develop a self-confidence which might be pardoned if it expanded into self-sufficiency and vanity.

The 200th Ind. had been sent out on a reconnoissance toward Shelbyville.

No sign of rebels in force developed in any direction, and Si and Shorty got permission to go off on a little scout of their own.

"No use o" huntin" rebels with a bra.s.s band," said Si, who, since his a.s.sociation with Mr. Rosenbaum, had gotten some idea that stealth and cunning were efficient war powers. "We kin jest slip around out here somewhere, and if there is any rebels, find "em, and git more information than the whole regiment kin."

"I"m not so thirsty for information and rebels{95} as I am for some fresh b.u.t.termilk," said Shorty. "Somehow, I"ve been hankering for b.u.t.termilk and cornpone for days. I hain"t had any for a c.o.o.n"s age, and it"d go mighty good as a change from camp rations. b.u.t.termilk and rebels sometimes grow near together. You look for one, I"ll look for the other.

Mebbe we kin git both."

"I wouldn"t mind havin" some b.u.t.termilk an" cornpone myself," said Si.

"But I"d like much better to drop on some rebels somewhere, and bring "em into camp, and show that we kin git more information than the whole regiment kin."

"All right," a.s.sented Shorty; "ask the Captain to let us go. I"ll be bound we"ll find something worth goin" for, if it"s no more"n a chicken for the Captain"s supper. I"d like to take in one for him. He"s been mighty good to me and you in several ways, and I"d like to show him that we appreciate it."

As the regiment had gone as far as ordered without discovering anything that in the least threatened the peace in that portion of Tennessee, it would start on its return, after the men had rested and had dinner.

Si and Shorty, consequently, had no difficulty in securing the desired permission.

They cut off through a side-road, which gave promise of leading into a better-settled part of the country than that they had been traversing. A mile or so of walking brought them in sight of the substantial chimneys of a farmhouse showing above the trees. A glimpse of a well-fenced field roused warm hopes in Shorty"s heart.

"Now, I think we"re comin" to a better thing than we"ve ever struck before," said he, as they stopped{96} and surveyed the prospect. "We"ve got out o" the barren plateaus and into the rich farming country. That"s likely a farm jest like they have up in Injianny, and it"s way off where they hain"t knowed nothin" o" the war. No soljer"s ever anigh "em, and they"ve jest got lots and plenty o" everything. They"ve got a great big barnyard full o" chickens and turkeys, pigs and geese and guineas.

There, you kin hear the guineas hollerin" now. There"s cows layin" in the shade chawin" the cud, while their calves are cavortin" around in the sun, hogs rootin" in the woods-pasture, horses and sheep in the medder, and everything like it is at home. And down a little ways from the house there"s a cool springhouse, with clear, cold water wellin" up and ripplin" out over the clean, white sand, with crocks o" fresh milk setting in it with cream half an inch thick, and big jars o" b.u.t.termilk from the last churnin", and piggins o" fresh b.u.t.ter, and mebbe a big crock full o" smearkase. Si, do you like smearkase?"

""Deed I do," answered Si, his mouth watering at the thought. "My goodness, you jest orter eat some o" mother"s smearkase. She jest lays over all the women in the country for smearkase. Many"s the time I"ve come in hot and sweatin from the field, and got a thick slice o" bread clear acrost the loaf from one o" the girls, and went down to our spring-house and spread it with fresh b.u.t.ter, and then put a thick layer o" smearkase on top o" that, and then got about a quart o" cool milk, that was half cream, from ono o" the crocks, and then--"

"Shot up, Si," shouted Shorty, desperately. "Do you want me to bang you over the head with my{97} musket? Do you s"pose I kin stand everything?

But I believe there"s jest sich a spring-house down there, and we"ll find it plumb-full o" all them sort o" things. Le"s mosey on."

"Do you think there"s any rebels around here?" said Si, the caution which experience had taught him making a temporary rea.s.sertion of itself.

"Naw," said Shorty, contemtpuously, "there ain"t no rebel this side o"

the Duck River, unless some straggler, who"d run if he saw us. If we ketch sight o" one we"ll take him into camp, jest to gratify you. But I ain"t lookin" for none. b.u.t.termilk and cornpone"s what I want."

The scene was certainly peaceful enough to justify Shorty"s confidence.

A calmer, quieter landscape could not have been found in the whole country. A negro was plowing in a distant field, with occasional sonorous yells to his team. He did not seem to notice the soldiers, nor did a gray-haired white man who was sitting on the fence superintending him. A couple of negresses were washing the family linen by a fire under a large kettle on the creek bank, at some distance from the house, and spreading the cleansed garments out on the gra.s.s to dry and bleach.

Cattle and horses were feeding on the fresh Spring gra.s.s and sheep browsing on the bushes on the hillside. Hens cackled and roosters crowed; the guineas, ever on the lookout, announced their approach with shrill, crackling notes. Two or three dogs waked up and barked lazily at them as they walked up the path to where an elderly, spectacled woman sat on the porch knitting. She raised{98} her eyes and threw her spectacles on top of her head, and looked curiously at them.

Whatever faint misgivings Si might have had vanished at the utter peacefulness of the scene. It was so like the old home that he had left that he could not imagine that war existed anywhere near. It seemed as if the camp at Murfreesboro" and the b.l.o.o.d.y field of Stone River must be a thousand miles away. The beds of roses and pinks which bordered the walk were the same as decorated the front yard at home. There were the same clumps of s...o...b..a.l.l.s and lilacs at the corners of the house.

"Howdy, gentlemen?" said the woman, as they came up.

It seemed almost a wrong and insult to be carrying deadly arms in the presence of such a woman, and Si and Shorty let their guns slip down, as if they were rather ashamed of them.

"Good day, ma"am," said Shorty, taking off his hat politely and wiping his face. "We"re lookin" around to git some cornpone and b.u.t.termilk, and didn"t know but what you might let us have some. We"re willin" to pay for it."

"If you want suthin" to eat," said the woman promptly, "I kin gin it to ye. I never turn no hungry man away from my door. Wait a minnit and I"ll bring ye some."

She disappeared inside the house, and Si remarked to Shorty:

"Your head"s level this time, as it generally is. We"ll git something that"s worth while comin" after."

The woman reappeared with a couple of good-size corn-dodgers in her hand.{99}

"This appears to be all the bread that"s left over from dinner," she said. "And the meat"s all gone. But the wenches "ll be through their washin" purty soon, and then I"ll have them cook ye some more, if ye"ll wait."

"Thankee, ma"am," said Shorty; "we can"t wait. This"ll be a plenty, if we kin only git some b.u.t.termilk to go with it. We don"t want no meat. We git plenty o" that in camp."

"You can have all the b.u.t.termilk you want to drink," she answered, "if you"ll go down to the spring-house thar and git it. It"s fresh, and you"ll find a gourd right beside o" the jar. I"d go with you, but it allers gives me rheumatiz to go nigh the spring-house."

"Don"t bother, ma"am, to go with us," said Shorty politely. "We are very much obliged to you, indeed, and we kin make out by ourselves. How much do we owe you?" And he pulled a greenback dollar from his pocket.

"Nothin", nothin" at all," said the woman hastily. "I don"t sell vittels. Never thought o" sich a thing. Ye"re welcome to all ye kin eat any time."

"Well, take the money, and let us ketch a couple of them chickens there," said Shorty, laying down the bill on the banister rail.

After a little demur the woman finally agreed to this, and picked up the money. The boys selected two fat chickens, ran them down, wrung their necks, and, after repeating their thanks, took their bread and started for the spring-house. They found it the coolest and most inviting place in the world on a hot, tiresome day--just such a spot as Shorty had{100} described. It was built of rough stones, and covered with a moss-grown roof. A copious spring poured out a flood of clear, cool water, which flowed over white pebbles and clean-looking sand until it formed a cress-bordered rivulet just beyond the house. In the water sat crocks of fresh milk, a large jar of b.u.t.termilk, and buckets of b.u.t.ter. The looks, the cool, pure freshness of the place, were delightful{101} contrasts from the tiresome smells and appearances of the camp kitchens. The boys reveled in the change. They forgot all about war"s alarms, stood their rifles up against the side of the spring-house, washed their dust-grimed faces and hands in the pure water, dried them with their handkerchiefs, and prepared to enjoy their meal. How good the b.u.t.termilk tasted along with the cornpone. The fresh milk was also sampled, and some of the b.u.t.ter spread upon their bread.

Si even went to the point of declaring that it was almost as good as the things he used to eat at home, which was the highest praise he could possibly give to any food. Si never found anywhere victuals or cooking to equal that of his mother.